You have a gun with only three bullets....

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by ucicare, Jul 17, 2006.

  1. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    You have a gun with only three bullets....

    and a Bear, a Lion, and a Lawyer are all chasing you.

    What do you do?



    Shoot the Lawyer three times.



    Barry
     
  2. one-spam-poster

    one-spam-poster New Member

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    i didnt get it .. i wil forever have that same look on my face as the frog in ur avatar till u explain that joke and maybe i will smile like the cheshire cat
     
  3. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Lawyers are evil. Lions and Bears hell they just act on instinct. Three bullets would be good for insurance that the Lawyer is dead. Then the lion and bear can fight over the lawyer.

    Ironic humor

    WTF OSP are you a lawyer or something?
     
  4. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Thanks Joe for helping the less enlightened.

    I hate Lawyers. I think they have to sell their conscience to get into Law school.


    Barry
     
  5. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    And you know logically it’s actually a pretty good option for survival. One bullet is not likely to stop the bear that’s for sure. But it’s ingrained into his nature to go for the injured or weak one in the herd. Only thing better might be to shoot the lawyer in his foot.

    Then it could provide some entertainment watching. :p
     
  6. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    I really like the way you think.


    Barry
     

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