yet another one...

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  1. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    Q. a white dude and a nigger fall off of a cliff. who hits the ground first?

    A. the white guy because the nigger has 2 spraypaint MOTHER FUCKER on the side of the cliff b4 he dies
     
  2. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    I had hoped that you were too young to be this ignorant...aww well,you're still an idiot in my book
     
  3. sparky69

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    nigger?
     
  4. sparky69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Splattery Goodness:
    Cracker?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    u damn right
    REBEL ALL THE WAY
    white power
     
  5. Nursey

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    stop that spanky!!i'll have to take my hand off the back of your shorts if you carry on shouting like that!
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spangle Ass:
    stop that spanky!!i'll have to take my hand off the back of your shorts if you carry on shouting like that!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    who's shouting?
     
  7. GreenAppleSplatters

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  8. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky Bombastic:
    Q. a white dude and a nigger fall off of a cliff. who hits the ground first?

    A. the white guy because the nigger has 2 spraypaint MOTHER FUCKER on the side of the cliff b4 he dies
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    that's the first funny racist joke i've seen
     
  9. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    GAS is half black you know...
     
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  11. unlimited-time

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    Hope it's the nicer half
     
  12. unlimited-time

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    What is a cat?
    - Cats do what they want.
    - They rarely listen to you.
    - They are totally unpredictable.
    - When you want to play, they want to be alone.
    - When you want to be alone, they want to play.
    - They expect you to cater to their every whim.
    - They are moody.
    - They leave hair everywhere.
    - They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.
    Conclusion:
    They are tiny women in fur coats."

    What is a dog?
    - Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable
    piece of furniture in the house.
    - They can hear a package of food opening half a block away,
    but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.
    - They growl when they are not happy.
    - When you want to play, they want to play.
    - When you want to be alone, they want to play.
    - They are great at begging.
    - They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
    - They leave their toys everywhere.
    - They do disgusting things with their mouths
    and then try to give you a kiss.
    Conclusion:
    They are little men in fur coats.
     
  13. GreenAppleSplatters

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Hope it's the nicer half
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Umm...yeah,that's the half I got.

    Really.....
     
  14. unlimited-time

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    Is that why you got a face like this. Got it caught in your zipper?
     

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