Yahoo! Chat Prank

Many people who come onto a public chatroom just to send abusive messages to random individuals are considered a bunch of no-life losers who have way too much time on their hands. If you send abusive messages, via IM/PM (instant/private message) the victim will probably post your abusive convo in the public chatroom, sometimes with an informative message like "This guy's a fucking loser, everyone! PMing me for no reason!" just to embaress you in front of everyone. Well, some people should really think twice before trying to make the offender look like an idiot, because in the end they might end up the ones humiliated and abused (again...).

OK, so here is a pretty cool prank I pulled on some guy. First I logged on Rap and Hip-Hop:1, on Yahoo! Chat and messaged my (not so) innocent victim (a random person) and simply abused him via PM (no reason, just for fun). The victim's name has been censored with ######## (I'm not the asshole you think I am, dude) I forgot to save the first part of this convo, but it's probably not important. I saved the rest that followed however. Here it is:


...missing part
max_payne_83756: I'll put an EEEVIL CURSE on you!
...missing part
########: ILL TALK TO YOU IN A YEAR THEN
########: WE WILL SEE WHOS STILL LIVIN HO
max_payne_83756: Your vocal cords will rot in 1 year, you won't be able to talk to anyone
max_payne_83756: in time, everyone will laugh at you
max_payne_83756: and you will live to see it too
max_payne_83756: then i'll kill you


After the convo, I looked in the public chatroom. I saved the whole text, but only the one in bold is relevant. Before you read this, please remember that this convo contains homophobic content. Truthfully, I have nothing against gay people, it's all part of a prank, so no offence to anyone... gay out there.


max_payne_83756: burning, kill ########
max_payne_83756: he's a no-life faggot
Punk Rock Loser (punk_rocc_loser) joined the room
burning_down_the_ghetto: ########... Oh no... some chat people think I'm embarassing.
Punk Rock Loser: fuck rap
Punk Rock Loser: fuck rap
########: max_payne_83756: Your vocal cords will rot in 1 year, you won't be able to talk to anyone max_payne_83756: in time, everyone will laugh at you max_payne_83756: and you will live to see it too max_payne_83756: then i'll kill you

^- This is when he posted a part of the convo I've had with him, trying to embaress me to everyone in the chatroom.

Punk Rock Loser: fuck rap
Punk Rock Loser: fuck rap
burning_down_the_ghetto: What band is this?
p_crizzy2004 joined the room
burning_down_the_ghetto: Sounds like Deftones.
fifty_aaron03 joined the room
dougharms joined the room
########: PUNK ROCK LOOSER WILL BE IGNORED FOR SENDIN TOO MANY MESSAGES
pinkgirl872001: ######## what to chat with me
ronnieron212000 left the room
therkil left the room
Djeutopia, ... KALO (djeutopia) joined the room
########: HOLD THE PHONE
hockey_freak00ca1 joined the room
pinkgirl872001: ######## do you want to chat
chat
burning_down_the_ghetto: I don't know... the off-beat drumming is cool... but the vocals have to go.
pimpbstarin2006 left the room
punk_rocc_loser left the room
burning_down_the_ghetto: The guitars and the bass are just average.
max_payne_83756: ########: WHY DO U HATE ME BECAUSE I'M GAY? ########: ILL TALK TO YOU IN A YEAR THEN ########: WE WILL SEE WHOS STILL LIVIN HO max_payne_83756: haha you faggot!

^- This is when I posted my "edited" version of the convo. The "########: WHY DO U HATE ME BECAUSE I'M GAY?" and "max_payne_83756: haha you faggot!" parts of the convo are not real, they were made up by me. And they seem to fit nicely with the insults addressed to me that follow. Let's see what happens next:

-Negro73-Puertorican*4*Life- (boriqua4273) joined the room
queen_bee_bitch83: anyone here wanna chat with a fine college girl?
limc06 left the room
naughty2youus left the room
naughty2youus joined the room
Djeutopia, ... KALO: children
davidharr2003 left the room
dougharms left the room
max_payne_83756: so that everyone can see the truth about you ########
bruhman_5thflo: ack
max_payne_83756: i didn't wanna do this!
-Negro73-Puertorican*4*Life-: hello... i'm trying to find out about an r&b group who samples the quiet storm track from mobb deep and it's not the 112 version, do you know who it is by any chance... all i can remember is "you will never find another lover like..." and another part that he says "i saw yoooooooooooooou"... if you know it i'd be greatful
max_payne_83756: but you asked for it
djeutopia left the room
shugar_dropp_xx2003 joined the room
bowwowsbabygurl_sweetestangel left the room
########: HEY PAYNE
########: GOD DAMN
########: IM FUCKIN OUT OF THE CLOSET
########: IM HETEROSEXUAL
max_payne_83756: ahahaha
########: NOT HOMO
max_payne_83756: nice try
madskills20002004 left the room
little_lilly14: a bunndle of sticks y do u call someone that
max_payne_83756: you admitted to me you're gay in IM thinking noone will find out
queen_bee_bitch83 left the room
########: WIT YO ASS BUDDY BURNING
max_payne_83756: well, you're wrong
*Baby*GuRl*: Any Guys Got Pics! Press ***
########: BOTH OF U FAGS GOT CLUMEDIA
max_payne_83756: everyone knows your secret NOW
bruhman_5thflo: hahahah
bruhman_5thflo: nigga cant spell
hockey_freak00ca1 left the room
zoebird12 left the room
aversa78 left the room
########: GOD DAMN MAN
pinkgirl872001: ######## how old are you
########: IM CRYING
little_lilly14 left the room
########: Y MUST U DO THIS TO ME MAN???
Platitum Mouth (so_cold_im_frozen) joined the room
burning_down_the_ghetto: ######## is 13.
max_payne_83756: LOL
gurlslimshady joined the room
########: HEY BURNING
max_payne_83756: Everyone is laughin now
########: U WISH I WAS
eno404 joined the room
Platitum Mouth: where the females at
########: YEA
########: AT YO ASS HO
shugar_dropp_xx2003 left the room
Mr RS (sweet4sweety22) joined the room
max_payne_83756: i told you you were gay, you like my ass

RESULT: ####### is considered gay by everyone. LOL!

 

does anyone know what this asswipe is blabering about?

you faggot

 

I'm just as lost as you are dude.

 

I'm not any less lost...

Let's change the subject. Hey, Cheeze! Did you get that prime rib/Hall + Oates message I left on your cell?

 

I think he is trying to say, he eats the cock... thats what I got from that conversation

 

Wow, I didn't know people had such a low IQ level here.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Max Payne:
Wow, I didn't know people had such a low IQ level here. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

no, you don't seem to understand, we could care less about how much dick you want....

p.s. I read your prank, it's just not funny..... thank you, try again

 

max payne - dont even try to reason with these idiots. unless you are writing about kids getting raped, 'niggers', anal sex and the likes - you will forever be unpopular on this site! pretty amazing.

 

Anyone would think you don't like this forum Fuckbox.

 

I'll give 'Max' another 3 days then he'll be gone forever...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya:
I'll give 'Max' another 3 days then he'll be gone forever...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

So are you or someone else gonna ban me or do you think it's just another "Everyone insults Max, Max is sensitive and can't stand people insulting him, Max leaves forum after being humiliated 3 days, Max cries a lot at night." story?

What ever you do, please don't abuse me by spamming my e-mail inbox. It takes me aproximately 5 minutes and 37 seconds to register another spam-free account.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by juicebox:
max payne - dont even try to reason with these idiots. unless you are writing about kids getting raped, 'niggers', anal sex and the likes - you will forever be unpopular on this site! pretty amazing.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wait, you're saying this isn't related to anal sex? It's a homophobic prank, close enough.

 

I think the sentiment is just that your victimization is just lame. Next time try to get to the real person, try to find something about them and use it against them, not something lame like you are teh ghey!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Max Payne:

What ever you do, please don't abuse me by spamming my e-mail inbox. It takes me aproximately 5 minutes and 37 seconds to register another spam-free account. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why so long? Can't you type worth a fuck?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo:
Why so long? Can't you type worth a fuck?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't type slow. My Internet connection sucks.

 

The bible makes more sense than that prank...and its easier to read.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Max Payne:
I don't type slow. My Internet connection sucks.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Then get cable, ya cheap fucker.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by juicebox:
max payne - dont even try to reason with these idiots. unless you are writing about kids getting raped, 'niggers', anal sex and the likes - you will forever be unpopular on this site! pretty amazing.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Has anyone ever told you you'd be fun to murder?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cough Syrup:
Has anyone ever told you you'd be fun to murder?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Who me or juicebox? You quoted him.

 

Call me stupid but i'm assuming because Cough quoted Fuckbox he actually aimed that commnent at Fuckbox.