Whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes to jump on the trampoline.

 

Sick. But starting off with a joke will win you big points here. Especially one like that.

 

What's the difference in a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

You cant unload the bowling balls with a pitch fork.

 

bad dead baby jokes but funny

 

What's the difference between a dead baby and a 57' Chevy?

I don't have a 57 Chevy in my garage.

 

Why did the baby fall out of the tree?




It was dead.

Why did the second baby fall out of the tree?



It was stapled to the first.




Why did the third baby fall out of the tree?




Peer pressure.

 

How many babies does it take to paint a house?


Depends how hard you throw them.

 

thats fucked up

 

no it's not, you're just a pussy

 

what's pink puffy and taps against glass??

A baby in a microwave

What pink puffy and green?

same dead baby a week later!

 

This is so Disturbing: i have babies of my own i am sorry but have to say you poeple need to learn some values and morals for yourselfs and get help! it is not funny nor comical to joke about a dead baby! Do you people feel no shame?

 

if god didn't want us to laugh, he wouldn't have created SIDS. Hopefully your babies will grow up with a sense of humor, but I doubt it.

 

What does a 70 year old womans vagina taste like?




















Depends.

 

Hahaha lol lol that was a great short joke LOL Depends......... ROFL

 

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender ?









An Erection !!

lol

 

Yes I have felt shame, and her twin sister. Indeph for a fact.

Lighten up it's a joke!

 

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awe thats sssooo sad mean and sick!!!! why are you guys even talking about this kind of stuff???? awe....

its depressing...

 

omg!!! this is like sssosooo mean!

 

ere


omg!!!! r u like 15???????

Sick animals live here. I am the zookeeper. Go here and be safe before you get eaten ....


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