What's 16 inches long, stiff and makes women cry?

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Guest, Nov 3, 2002.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    lets see pics of you stabbing yourself in the face with an icepick
     
  2. jack14m

    jack14m New Member

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    right i agree with phil the joke is lame and ur a f*cking muppet because the jokes NOT FUNNY
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    wow a 14 year old with an opinion, BAN PLZ!
     
  4. jack14m

    jack14m New Member

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    Wow i was just agreeing dont ban plz
     
  5. jack14m

    jack14m New Member

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    lol that would be funny
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    go to disney or something, dont comment on a 7 year old thread.
     
  7. jack14m

    jack14m New Member

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    sorry im new lol (nooB) hehe but i wil do better with my commenting next time:)
     
  8. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    Jack14m - how were you able to join if you set your age to 14? Did you join using a different age and then change it to 14 before you posted or something?
     
  9. jack14m

    jack14m New Member

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    No i put in my true age (14) and it let me continue.Why how old do you have to be?
     
  10. slappy5435

    slappy5435 New Member

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    From the looks of things 14 ahahahahaahahahaha.
    sorry
    go play Pokemon Phil and come back in 4 years.
     
  11. cliffyboy

    cliffyboy New Member

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    What the #@%* kind of joke is that? I don't get it you a-hole.
     
  12. Ass Sandwich

    Ass Sandwich New Member

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    Hey, you f*cker, it's your stupid penis! F*** you!
     
  13. Libby1982

    Libby1982 New Member

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    Your a fucking sicko!!!!!
     
  14. fugly_friend

    fugly_friend New Member

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    you sir are a moron, there is nothing funny about this.

    old post yes, worth adding my 2cents yes
     
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  15. lord_2319

    lord_2319 New Member

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    u all are bastard...:eek:
    u are not on the questions motherfuckers!!!!!!!
     
  16. Mad-Mac

    Mad-Mac New Member

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    ?????????????.
     
  17. alex27

    alex27 New Member

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    My dick :rolleyes:
     
  18. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    It's really easy to make women cry - no need to do so by disappointing them with false advertising...
     
  19. jeweljasper7

    jeweljasper7 New Member

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    And if you're worried about being too clingy, perhaps alternate the call and the msg. For example, one day call her before you go to bed and have a phone conversation and the next day msg but dont call.
    holland lop | Relationship Advice
     

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