What's 16 inches long, stiff and makes women cry?

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Guest, Nov 3, 2002.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Cot Death
     
  2. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    what the fuck are you talking about, ass spelunker?
     
  3. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Fuckit!! i thought we were gonna get to see another pic of Bobs cock.
     
  4. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Only me to clarify something for the more......remedial members of this forum.

    This is my joke

    Q: What is 16 inches long, stiff and makes women cry?

    A: Cot Death
     
  5. xpert

    xpert New Member

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    cot? maybe crib.
     
  6. Phil

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    u told the joke once dip shit and i didnt make me laugh. Then for some unknown reason u told it again. now thats jus retarded isnt it dick face
     
  7. Guest

    Guest Guest

    aight you didn't like that, it's cool phil I understand you niggers are a little slow sometimes. Maybe some non-racist will explain my joke to you.
     
  8. Phil

    Phil New Member

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    oi! its a shame im not a fucking nigger. you fucking piece of shit. Im gonna rape ur mum u fuking horse fucker
     
  9. TacoBellDog5454

    TacoBellDog5454 New Member

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    If anyone is going to rape a mom it is going to be me here!
     
  10. ross_perot

    ross_perot New Member

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    I still don't fucking get it.
     
  11. llama

    llama New Member

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    A flyswatter?
     
  12. jemma

    jemma New Member

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    first of all the joke sucker big time. second of all the person who told it is a blood belching vagina. what a total asshole
     
  13. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    The Joke is, What is 12 inches long, black, and makes women cry all night log? crib Death (or S.i.d.s')

    I know a better, more tasteful joke, but some tight asshole like Jemma called the local police on me last time i posted it.

    Here, you can figure out the punchline,
    "how do you make a 7 year old girl cry twice?"
     
  14. jemma

    jemma New Member

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    Id rather have a tight asshole than that gapping asshole you got from getting pumped by big al in prison. dick head
     
  15. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I was "big al" in prison, and dickhead is one word you useless fucking cunt.

    So how do you make a 7 year old girl cry twice?
     
  16. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    I know! I know! :D
     
  17. cheerio015

    cheerio015 New Member

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    You don't get it?!

    It means the baby died - its stiff b/c its dead and it makes women cry because their kid is dead....
    seriously its not that hard to get!
    think "Crib Death" not "Cot Death" or whatever...
     
  18. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Tell her she is adopted, and then tell her that you are her real daddy?
     
  19. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Wipe your junk off on her teddy bear after, you know....... you sicko.

    :)
     
  20. foxnok

    foxnok New Member

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    lets see
     

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