Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Guest, Nov 3, 2002.
what the fuck are you talking about, ass spelunker?
Fuckit!! i thought we were gonna get to see another pic of Bobs cock.
Only me to clarify something for the more......remedial members of this forum.
This is my joke
Q: What is 16 inches long, stiff and makes women cry?
A: Cot Death
cot? maybe crib.
u told the joke once dip shit and i didnt make me laugh. Then for some unknown reason u told it again. now thats jus retarded isnt it dick face
aight you didn't like that, it's cool phil I understand you niggers are a little slow sometimes. Maybe some non-racist will explain my joke to you.
oi! its a shame im not a fucking nigger. you fucking piece of shit. Im gonna rape ur mum u fuking horse fucker
If anyone is going to rape a mom it is going to be me here!
I still don't fucking get it.
first of all the joke sucker big time. second of all the person who told it is a blood belching vagina. what a total asshole
The Joke is, What is 12 inches long, black, and makes women cry all night log? crib Death (or S.i.d.s')
I know a better, more tasteful joke, but some tight asshole like Jemma called the local police on me last time i posted it.
Here, you can figure out the punchline,
"how do you make a 7 year old girl cry twice?"
Id rather have a tight asshole than that gapping asshole you got from getting pumped by big al in prison. dick head
I was "big al" in prison, and dickhead is one word you useless fucking cunt.
So how do you make a 7 year old girl cry twice?
I know! I know!
You don't get it?!
It means the baby died - its stiff b/c its dead and it makes women cry because their kid is dead....
seriously its not that hard to get!
think "Crib Death" not "Cot Death" or whatever...
Tell her she is adopted, and then tell her that you are her real daddy?
Wipe your junk off on her teddy bear after, you know....... you sicko.
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