ugly but bangable

who is the ugliest celebrity you would bang...for free? . .. my sister said she would do Danny Devito. I would... but require money.

 

Who is that one with the big nose and a girl's name? I'll have to look him up.

Eww... I dunno.



I'll have to mull that one over.

 

yeah I would do him as well... for free

 

Maybe Glenn Danzig? Whoa.. he is like almost my parent's age.

 

ewww he is a midget

 

No Henry Rollins???

 

I didnt know you had a height requirement.....

This chick, dunno why......

 

Crap. I looked it up. He's like 3 1/2 inches shorter than me.

 

Yuck no. Something tells me that his breath would smell like coffee brewed with turds.

 

Now that I think about it I kinda think you might be right.

 

yeah I herd he has a weird dingdong... dont memba what was wrong with it... but slut I knew back in the day claimed to fuck him...

yes I have a height requirmnet... I hold a sign that says.. you must be THIS tall to ride

 

You do hold the sign above your head or below your waist?

 

they have to be 5'9+ .. I have shrunk. but best if they are over 6'2... bonus if over 6'4 and freakish if over 6'8... that is my cut off

 

So you're saying Im right in the 'wheel house' huh???

 

yeah you a good size... from what I could see.

 

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Phatboy just blushed, and shot a load. how sweet.

 

Just ugly.



and not bangable.



Transparent nipples... NICE.

 

I would do Carrott Top.

 

As long as you can't reproduce, go for it. I can't imagine the spawn from rotten egged Cousin Geri and Carrot Top's roided up sperm.

A pissed off homicidal down sydrome kid with red hair and cerebal palsy. It'd be like a real life Chucky.