U may not think this is serious, but . . . .

it is as it is grossing me out big style. I have 2 beautiful dogs, one is a cross ridge back, daschy ( go figure ). The other is a cross King charles, shitzu. They are both gorgeous. Untill they eat their own or each others shit, puke! I dont know how to stop them practicing this vomit inducing hobby. I feel sick as I type. I have tried the pineapple chunks and it doesnt work. Once again please help you fugly people.

 

you need to eat it before they do

 

GRRRRRR pimp i was JUST about to type that shit

 

U guys are just like my dogs in reverse

 

Stop feeding your dogs.

 

But would feel bad starving you

 

HAAAAAAAAAH AHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAaaaa

haaAAAAAA!!!!

ROFLMAO OMFG U R SO JKEWL!

 

put hotsauce on the shit, either they wont like it or they will love it

 

How about shooting them? :idea:

 

There is a cure for this neurotic eating disorder.

You will think I am making a joke, but I am not.

Paroxetine will fix them right up. Paroxetine is better known as Paxil, but it is cheaper if you stick with the generic. It will also stop the annoying leg humping behavior if you give it to your dogs, but it is better if you just take it yourself.

Coprophagia is fairly normal behavior for canines. Paxil will help you accept this and not gag so much. It will also make your clitoris numb, but given the state of your marriage, that should not be a problem.

PS - Please send more pictures.

Barry

 

Barry out of nowhere with the funny!

LOL

Fun fun funny!

 

Used to have a dog that would get into the kitty litter and eat catshit..I started feedin the dog cat food instead of it's dog food and it stopped..

then I said fuck the cat and got rid of it..still have the dog..but the dog turned out to be better housebroken than the fuckin cat who would not always shit in the litterbox..

Now I am reminded of George Carlin's jokes about animal shit..remember crackin up when he mentioned when a dog would eat the tinsel off the christmas tree and take a 'shiny shit'...

 

I live to make Whip laugh. My mundane day is brightened.

Barry

 

Barry you have officially impressed the fuck outta me..my noblest aspiration is do one day make the shock jock master extroadinaire at least utter a half syllable of something vaguely resembling a chuckle...I have that to live for..I will make it someday I know!

I will just be the little engine that could until then. 8)

and sit crossed legged like a grasshopper at the knees of my wise kung fu/yoda -like master who has much to teach me if I am but willing to learn.

 

Thanks for the accolades. As you sit before me, start the journey to brilliance by uncrossing your legs. The view disturbs me.

Barry

 

damn..and it looked so hot when sharon stone did it..then again, she prolly weighed a lot less than me..and it did help that she had the chair..but actually it would be more comfortable if I uncrossed 'em..



oh my master..when do I stop waxing on and off???

 

Once the wax come off without hairs in it, it is time to stop. Until then, wax on, wax off.

Barry

 

Barry are you flirting with medic? :twisted:

 

Hey..not only am I a bridesmaid I am going to help coordinate the bachelor party :twisted:

 

Cat food is bad for dogs.

And don't give your dog fucking Paxil.

Shit eating is a somewhat 'normal' thing for your dog to do.