Turtle joy

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Bluelola, Oct 24, 2007.

  1. Bluelola

    Bluelola New Member

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    I just checked the tracking for my new turtles that are arriving tomorrow and they are in Louisville, KY. :) !

    I made them a nice outdoor enclosure. Oh joy! Oh turtles! They are soooo cute! It is impossible to be tense around turtles, because they are so funny and adorable.
     
  2. Disorder

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    And when it dies you can scrape it out and fill it with Pot Pouri
     
  3. Nauseous

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    Turtles live for a loooooooooong time. They'll probably outlive her.

    I wish someone would have bought me an amazon parrot or a cockatoo when I was born. We could race to see who would live the longest.

    Did you know that a swan can live to be 102 or a turkey buzzard to be 118?!!
     
  4. DarkShadow-X

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  5. Bluelola

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    I wish I had sound on my computer... that looked funny!

    These are young Eastern box turtles... they should outlive me. I already have one turtle, a Three-Toed box turtle named Wayne. I'm thinking about naming the new guys Fat Jesus, Hootie, and Morgan le Fay. They should be here any minute!
     
  6. Bluelola

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    OMG YOU GUYS THE UPS TRACKING PAGE HAS BEEN UPDATED TO "OUT FOR DELIVERY"! They'll be here any minute! <geeking>
     
  7. Bluelola

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    They are still "out for delivery"! Oh the agony of waiting!
     
  8. TheGrimJesus

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    Making soup?
     
  9. phatboy

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    Turtle Turtle
     
  10. TheGrimJesus

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    Is it me or did anyone else never find him funny alone?
     
  11. tommy710

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    seems to be fugly's time for turtles,tortoises,HOW THEY DOING NURSEY/PIMP,YOU MADE A PORNO WITH EM YET????
     
  12. phatboy

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    I saw a special on HBO and it was ok. Not rolling around laughing like at Sinbad, but it had its moments.
     
  13. Bluelola

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    Yes, actually I'm making potato leek soup right now.
     
  14. TheGrimJesus

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    Ha I knew it! Turtle Meat will be added fresh!
     
  15. Bluelola

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    It is not turtle potato leek soup, my husband is a vegetarian.

    The turtles might get to have some after it has cooled, though.
     
  16. TheGrimJesus

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    Tell your husband to stop being a pussy and eat a steak.
     
  17. Bluelola

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    There is only one retort that comes to mind, but I'm resisting.
     
  18. TheGrimJesus

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    Nom Nom Nom
     
  19. pimpchichi

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    they doin great tommy doin great.. me mums the one who wanted 'em.. so she looks after 'em.. they been cleaned out n that.. an shes bought em some formula tortoise food shit.. the bigger one loves it.. and the littler ones into its curly kale..

    she went down to the library day after we got em 'cos she worried about killing em or summat..
    "please help, i've just got two tortoises, but i need to find out how to look after 'em cos i think they're dying or ill" she says
    then came out the library and got the local paper.. http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/misc/print.php?artid=1750423 ..she wondered why she got funny looks.

    anyway tommy lad, i'm a bit confused by your porno query. do you mean have i taped 'em shagging yet?.. well no i ain't yet.. but wouldn't that be counted as educational wildlife film?
    if you're referring to bestial porn, then frankly i'm bemused as to how to go about it. perhaps you could upload some of your collection and show us how it's done
     
  20. tommy710

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    being the ignorant cunt i am i never even replied to this,are they still going? Or have you been locked up for sexually abusing em yet?
     

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