Err....I've never done this in public before! Just want to say "hi mum!" I am also curiously aroused.
Hmmm.. Maybe you should step into my office. Or I could step into yours (raises eyebrows to infer some form of tenuous in-you-endo ) How do you feel about fundamentaly flawed humans ? Like them ? Attracted to loosers ?
Well obviously we start a relationship , you gradually start to realise you no longer like me , I become more clingy , you have a affair , we brake up , I constantly phone you , you ignore me , I turn up at your house drunk , you call the cops , I spend the next year a miserable wreck . I believe that's how it usually works.
Oh ok...yeah, yeah. I'll just get on the phone to the jealous ex-boyfriend who will drive over to Nottingham with his thuggy mates to rough you up in the initial stages in order that we may be bonded more closely and passionately in the early phase...so when I dump you you can feel that tender, shared place we created being cruelly ripped from the pit of your being...
Can you send me some of that whizz that you're on so I can keep up here? Starting to fall off my chair.
Can you send me some pictures of your self in compromising positions and some form of unicorn reference ? ---boinnngggg--- unicorns mmmm
Kinda exciting , obviously doomed but , I'm enjoying the idea. Iv gone a bit goowy. Some one somewhere who's never met me likes me ! At last the acceptance iv been looking for !
Its ok , I'll wait .................................... ............... ..................... ......................... ................................. ........................................ ................................................
Making phonecalls....seeing who has some naff unicorn figurines they can lend me....and getting myself in the mood. Gonna make all your dreams come true!
Yippeeee ! At last a chance to make some one new grow to despise me ! Hope my inadequacy in bed and lack of hygiene doesn't bother you.
oh bloody hell.my things have bobbled into the the black hole,astral boogy can u lend derrick sum things?? he needs things he do! i speak engli-hindu i do i do i be russia-macian i be i be! kangarooo on a paper plate on a wellington booooot!!!!! ehrfvbreubhivr4
Nice to see your feeling better Gosty me old nutzoid pal , I thought you may have topped yourself yesterday after saying lifes shit. Decided to give it another chance eh ? That's the spirit . To infinity and beyyyyyyyyonnnnndddddd !
aww this is dead fockin romantic.............innit! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=manxPVTLth8 <waves me fuckin zippo in the air>
yeaman russian dee me decide to give it one more go,without takin a million valliums mitrazepam diazepams n klonopins an weed an russian derrick standard vodka
