THINGS ?

Things
What's the deal with "things" ?
Yesterday I had some things , then today I wake up in a pool of my own vomit only to find I no longer have so many "things"
What's all that about ?





*for "things" read heroine.

 

u sure u ent bin on a drug n drink binge an puked it all back up?

 

I don't know man , yesterday when I was off my head on vodka it seemed like I had enough "things" then today it seems like I don't have enough "things" and I need to get more "things"
It just dosnt make sense guy .

 

And another thing - furniture -
What's the deal with furniture ?
I carnt work that shit out.

 

Can any one lend me a fiver ?
I need to buy some things.

 

Any one got any things they no longer need ?
Various things needed urgently.

 

Yeah, sure mate! You can HAVE a fiver. But you've got to let me spoon you. Lovingly. All. Night. Longgggggg.

 

Sort of like prostitution eh ?

 

I prefer to call it 'new age solicitation'.

 

What type of human are you anyway ?

 

Good question. Still haven't quite decided.

 

Are you attempting to groom me ?
He says un zipping his flys and reaching for the lard...

 

I prefer.................soya marge.

 

Are you really as hippyish as you make out ?
He says slipping into a spandex suit and snorkel mask....

 

Well ?
He says sellotapeing a egg whisker to his forehead..

 

Well, you know. I might have exaggerated a tad.
Pulls drawstring on ethnic culottes...

 

Were you gone ?
He inquires smearing yogurt on his chest and reading a ford capri owners manual seductively...

 

My – you’re an eager little slut, aren’t you? Let’s nude hacky sack together!

 

What do you look like ?

 

Stuff.