The Lie clock

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  1. AJay

    AJay New Member

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    The Lie Clock

    A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

    He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

    "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

    "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

    "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

    St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

    “Where's President Bush's clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.
     
  2. bobgrahl

    bobgrahl New Member

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    Bush`

    so true
     
  3. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    So old.
     
  4. kems18cfh

    kems18cfh New Member

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  5. llama

    llama New Member

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    I heard the same joke with (Clinton, Bush, Reagan, Carter, Ford, Nixon...)
     
  6. 65006508

    65006508 New Member

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    :)old joke but still funny
     
  7. Barbarukas

    Barbarukas New Member

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  8. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Even older apparently.
     

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