THE BEST JOKES

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Stymie! I like. I like a lot.
I'm feeling...hmmmm...great cholèr when i view this piece. Yes, and it's interesting the way you've created this magnificent juxtaposition between the secular map text and the etching...a statement of this remarkable sanguinary propound you appear to be channelling. Moving.

Well thanks nursey, (that's if the above aint scorn), think I'm gonna bang it in the Tate Gallery and make a fuckin fortune.

Dub mate, poster is on it's way, although you can have the wallpaper at a measly £2.59 a roll.

[ 09-10-2003: Message edited by: Nursey ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by juicebox:
why the sarcastic comments woman? whats your problem ? PMS or what?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sarcastic!? I was merely conducting a brief, preliminary synopsis, the first in what will become a series of character assessments based on observations of your behavioral patterns, syntax and lingo.

 

why the sarcastic comments woman? whats your problem ? PMS or what?
i guess a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

 

juxtaposed to yours i should come out fine then.

 

Oooooh...nice one...

 

CLASSIFICATION STUDY

Subject's name: (known as) 'juicebox'
Registration # 4822

Date of Report: 12/09/03

Subject now informed of assessment being conducted and has elicited a response:
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by juicebox:
juxtaposed to yours i should come out fine then.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Subject appears to have either (1) misunderstood the information, (2) exhibited possible sign of psychosis in making the intriguing assumption that the assessment of the subject somehow either involves all participants of the messageboard or perhaps (3) just the subject and the examiner-the report's author.
Conclusion:

(1) Subject may lack mental capabilities.

(2)Subject may suffer a degree of insitutionalisation, and therefore an inability to mentally dissociate from the group.

(3)Subject possibly suffering defensive, delusionary state that casts both the subject and the examiner in the role of subject, proliferating the subject's sense that both are 'in the same boat' in order to compensate for feelings of powerlessness in ability to influence the findings of this report.

 

jesus - you are going to full lengths here arnt you? fine by me. you must have all the time in the world. do you try to suss out everyone who writes in this 'forum'? good to know we have a 'shrink' on board.
this must be a field day for you everyday considering the contents, comments, the themes running through etc.

tell me - in your expert opinion - is there a cure for an someone who has a completely random obsessive compulsion (that verges on paranoia), on other peoples behavioural patterns? especially when they perhaps feel slightly personally threatened?

 

STOP FUCKIN TALKING ABOUT ME FUCKBOX

 

this is hyserical - what? you too UT?? shit! i was right then all along - you are paranoid!
for your info - i was actually talking about Nursey. woops.

 

hey nursey - i would consider having UT as a project - a bit more interesting than little ol me, dont you think? seems like you have sussed me out already anyway! watcha say??
maybe you can help her out.

 

If there was a emote of someone putting their tongue into their bottom lip, pushing it out slightly and making a DUURRRR!! noise i would be posting it at this moment.

 

Really?It wouldn't be that bad.

 

and i would shiver with anxiety and worry.

 

Hey nursey.

a) i bow to your sheer style
b) how many posts before I qualify for a dossier?
c) i bow again to your style

 

she seems awfully quite at the moment - she probably already typing it up.

 

we luv glyn, hes a diamond geezer, hes half irish half welsh and really fucked up, so fuck the english and americans, and pakis for that matter,keep em' coming glyn, we love it! ps atlest the welsh know how 2 gurn with style, so,FUCK U,from joy&trout

 

we luv glyn, hes a diamond geezer, hes half irish half welsh and really fucked up, so fuck the english and americans, and pakis for that matter,keep em' coming glyn, we love it! ps atlest the welsh know how 2 gurn with style, so,FUCK U,from joy&trout

 

Shhh pimp, his dad is bigger n your dad.

 

maybe, but he's also welsh, and it's doubtful gurn's daddy could take his dick out of a sheep long enough to pound amyone