The BE REAL thread

Discussion in 'More Serious Topics' started by ucicare, Apr 27, 2005.

  1. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    *SOBS*

    Tool is my all-time favorite.

    *hiccup*
     
  2. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Me too...
     
  3. FredVegas

    FredVegas New Member

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    If I had a list of favorite bands, Tool would definitely be on it. Maynard's one bad mutha...
     
  4. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Have you seen the footage of a him hip-throwing a fan who got on stage?
     
  5. FredVegas

    FredVegas New Member

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    Anyone remember this thread? Probly not, but anyway...

    That dude Sparky I was tryin to get people to fuck with is mentioned in this article from the local paper. Before ya ask, no I had nothing to do with anything mentioned in the article. I remember when it happened, Al would call me weekly while he was on the run to ask me if I had seen or heard from Sparky.

    Anyway, just thought I'd share.
     
  6. FredVegas

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  7. chester grape

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    You like Tool? I like Tool too. Especially their Opiate EP. (The band I was in around 8 years ago did a pretty reasonable cover, Ithought.)

    So see, we're notso different after all.

    * holds hands and sways *

    "It's a small world after all ..."
     
  8. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    Oh, fuck off.
     
  9. pimpchichi

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  10. Dizeez

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    Heya.

    I hate new people, so when I get done punching myself around the genitals for being said newbie I will finish writing this...

    <<POW!>> <<SOCK!!>> <<-= BAM!!! =->>

    Ooooh yeah.

    Where was I?

    I found these forums when I finally viewed the entire picture gallery...

    Yep. I have enjoyed reading in here for a while, figured it only polite to pop in and say hello. (reading the forums and not contributing is kinda like living in someones house w/o them knowing. It can be fun, but a bit creepy...) I will try to make my posts worthwhile and to the point. This doesn't mean you will like it. As a matter of fact, I might as well tell you to lick my dirty asshole now and get it out of the way, since you are going to hate me soon regardless.

    I am 6'2, about 220. Not fat, not muscular, just me. I restore motorcycles and 2nd generation GM musclecars, don't cut my hair much, and drink a lot of beer. I am married, have 3 kids and my driveway looks like a fucking reservation from all the cars and shit. I am a Marketing Manager/IT guy for a freight brokerage. I work with Truck Drivers all day, just so you know where I get my wonderful vocabulry.

    I work, ride my bikes, go plinking, and drink a lot of beer. PC games keep me occupied sometimes, especially PvP ones. Did I say I like Beer?

    Anyway, I have already spoken more to you than most of my coworkers in the 2 yrs I have been here, so I will go back to work now.

    /wave.

    Nice to meet ya.
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

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    so uh, you are a snoodler then??? by trade or self taught?
     
  12. Nauseous

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    I'm sick of TOOL, but Opiate is still good.
     
  13. chester grape

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    Opiate still fucking ROCKS. The rest of Tool is a bit hit and miss.
     
  14. Dizeez

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    I must be too redneck to understand homoerotic inuendo. Snoodling is unknown to me. Care to broaden my horizons? The sound of the word itself is enough to make me think about washing my eyeballs with Chlorox....
     
  15. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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  16. Dizeez

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    Damn. That's just wrong.
     
  17. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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  18. Dwaine Scum

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    it's a winged forskin... In a childrens book...
     
  19. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Where was this book when I was a kid?
     
  20. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Is that smegma errupting from the top of it's pointy head?
     

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