The Answer To My Riddle

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by kitana, Nov 26, 2001.

  1. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    Not in Kitana's world
     
  2. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fucking Busy Pimp:
    soft ice???...

    ice is either hard.... or water...
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    no, if u put ice straight from the freezer in your mouth, its very hard, but if u suck on it for a while it starts to break down a bit and is easier on the teeth
     
  3. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    Not in Kitana's world <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    yeah, in my world, it's just me
     
  4. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    Damn... the two of you should get along great... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hmmm...
    one holds squidgy animal nuts in her hand.... the other cracks nuts with her teeth
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    yeah, in my world, it's just me <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    They call that Autism
     
  6. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stimulate by oneself:
    They call that Autism<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Anybody else feel like watching Judge Wapner?
     
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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    Anybody else feel like watching Judge Wapner?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Damn you, stop being busy

    Whos Judge Wapner
     
  8. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stimulate by oneself:
    Damn you, stop being busy

    Whos Judge Wapner
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    I wish I could stop being busy...

    Judge Wapner was an old coot that starred in the television mockup 80's courtroom show The People's Court. I hold him and his show responsible for the surge of nonstop crap on television these days... (Judge Judy, et al.)

    Fuck, they've even got a whole network devoted to courtroom drama now...
     
  9. Lomotil

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    Oh yes, and the relevance of all this lies within the movie 'Rain Man' with Dustin Hoffman and that dude that was fucking Nicole Kidman after I got done with her.
     
  10. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
    Oh yes, and the relevance of all this lies within the movie 'Rain Man' with Dustin Hoffman and that dude that was fucking Nicole Kidman after I got done with her.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That would be Tom Cruise. You may remember him from such films as... Cocktail, A Few Good Men and.... a few others...

    Didja (I didn't till only a while ago) know that the bird from Splash... Darrel Hannah (or however the fuck you spell it) Is border-line Autistic...

    So your not alone Tit.
     
  11. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stimulate by oneself:
    ... Darryl Hannah ...Is border-line Autistic...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    No, she's just blonde. The confusion is understandable.
     
  12. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    Shush up, Emetic! i almost felt normal there
     

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