The Answer To My Riddle

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by kitana, Nov 26, 2001.

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  1. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    keep guessing
     
    kitana, Nov 26, 2001
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  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    A Blow-Pop.
     
    Lomotil, Nov 26, 2001
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  3. Topper

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    Too much chocolate and fatty foods?
     
    Topper, Nov 27, 2001
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  4. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    nope! keep guessing
     
    kitana, Nov 27, 2001
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  5. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    you guys always think bad. i may be bad, but i can be good too
     
    kitana, Nov 27, 2001
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  6. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    Disorders dick?
     
    PinkorBrown69, Nov 27, 2001
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  7. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Disorders dick?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    He doesn't have a dick... he has a tootsie roll...

    wiggles pinky finger at Tit....
     
    D, Nov 27, 2001
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  8. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Instance of masturbation:
    He doesn't have a dick... he has a tootsie roll...

    wiggles pinky finger at Tit....    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *crouches back in disgust*
     
    kitana, Nov 27, 2001
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  9. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Instance of masturbation:
    He doesn't have a dick... he has a tootsie roll...

    wiggles pinky finger at Tit....    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    now now, you have absolutly no idea what size my manhood is.
    scrap tootsie roll, think more...YULE LOG!!
     
    Disorder, Nov 27, 2001
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  10. ssb

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    You mean all brown,lumpy and only comes out once a year?
     
    ssb, Nov 27, 2001
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  11. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
    like your face then
     
    Disorder, Nov 27, 2001
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  12. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    numerous amount of minutes:
    and how big is yours?
     
    kitana, Nov 27, 2001
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  13. unlimited-time

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    I'm a girl so i haven't got one..unless you mean my vibrating friend then that about 9 inchs.
     
    unlimited-time, Nov 27, 2001
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  14. yomamazagreasymofo

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    keep guessing <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    A cheddar-and-semen omelette with a glass of Beefamato?
     
    yomamazagreasymofo, Nov 27, 2001
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  15. unlimited-time

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>like your face then

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Disorder that up with greatest comebacks such as "my dads bigger than your dad"
    "dunno shit aint labled"
    and " "
     
    unlimited-time, Nov 27, 2001
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  16. Disorder

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    well, i thought i'd preach a litte truth
     
    Disorder, Nov 27, 2001
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  17. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
    I'm a girl so i haven't got one..unless you mean my vibrating friend then that about 9 inchs.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i should have thought twice about asking that question, i should have known u would give an answer like that
     
    kitana, Nov 27, 2001
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  18. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
    lol, i thought so..and its inches you fucking sad whore
     
    Disorder, Nov 27, 2001
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  19. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
    *crouches back in disgust* <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    imagines Tit crouching at her computor in her ramshackle 'house', wearing a potato sack, looking like Stig Of The Dump...
     
    D, Nov 27, 2001
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  20. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Instance of masturbation:
    imagines Tit crouching at her computor in her ramshackle 'house', wearing a potato sack, looking like Stig Of The Dump...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Its not ramshackle, we own it and do our best to keep it up and good. At least we dont have to pay $300+ in rent.

    i was wearing jeans and a baby T with a dragon on it
     
    kitana, Nov 27, 2001
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