sunday morning srx

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by soccerdad, May 19, 2008.

  1. soccerdad

    soccerdad New Member

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    I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling..
    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
    Susie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old
    Grandmother and comfort her.
    When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied
    'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'
    Horrified,
    Susie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having
    Sex would surely be asking for trouble.
    Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our
    Advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
    Church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and
    Slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply, in on the Ding and out on the
    Dong.'
    She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive
    If the ice cream truck hadn't come along.
     
  2. warrze

    warrze New Member

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    who wants ice cream?
     

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