the past 2 days my farts have been hot, quiet, and can clear a room. I mean they REALLY stink. More than any fart you have ever smelled in your life. I must admit it is slightly funny when lil arab baby walks into one and starts making the dramatic puking sounds. oh another thing going on... my poop.. is like almost white... well kinda like light wood color. anyway.. yeah well I just went to poop just now.. and it was greenish. kinda the same color as medium green on fugly.
What have you been eating? My first thought would be you are having a malabsorption problem or some bad ass bacteria is taking over your guts. I know when I got really sick the last time and was in the hospital, when I came home I quit eating anything solid for weeks. I ate mashed potatoes, carrot baby food, applesauce and ensure and my poop was pale... almost yellowish, but had no odor. (I think the Flagyl is what made the odor go away since it kills all your gut bacteria.) But other times when I have been sick and eating normal, but having absorption issues, my shit would be greasy and smell like a burnt sweeper belt.
I'm thinkin some bad ass bacteria is taking over her ass actually. So "bad ass bacteria" would be an appropriate description, ironic huh?
I just ate some yogurt .... maybe the good bacteria will eat the stinky ones. I am serious they were so bad last night ... sand nigga had to open the doors... and it was fucking freezing last night. but hey ...he did not ask for monkey... so I guess it had its perks.
yeah time to talk about my ingrown cooter hair that has been been buggin me. I also have what feels to be an ingrown toe nail... and a zit in my eyebrow arriving soon. also my hair (on head) is falling out. I am like all fucked up. oh and my poop is light yellow now... kinda like a plain potato chip.
