So should I get a new Hobby????

I sew, knit, play piano, and paint. I've just taken up classical guitar, I read at least three novels a week, and I run 3-4 miles every morning. Please, have one of my hobbies. I'm a loser with insomnia who fills her time with meaningless projects instead of cool stuff like friends, beer, drugs, and hookers.

 

Have some kids, that will take care of your free time and your insomnia....

 

But that would mean i'd have to have....sex. :shock:

 

Well getting married will take away most of the sexual obligations. It happens.

 

You dont technically 'have' to have sex. But if you made him sell his transformers somethings telling me you all ready have had sex with him!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Well, you are hot, so the promise of sex may have made him sell his transformers, although I doubt you would be interested in someone so easily swayed.....hmmmmmm. :roll:

 

Just start smoking meth. It will cure you of all of that with the exception of the insomnia. You can't have everything.

 

Please don't ever start smoking meth, I have never seen a drug so rapidly deplete peoples bank accounts, lives, health, ability to re-intergrate into productive society.

 

Then i'd have to do it doggy-style. :x Either way, i'm fucked.


No worries Checkmate, I may do alot of stupid things, but deplete my finances? No way.

 

There was a show on public tv over here about meth, there was a cop on there who kept photos of the people he had arrested for its production and distribution, its amazing how a couple of years on meth make you look like an 80 year old hooker. It was pathetic.

One guy, had his 7 or 8 year old daughter making it in the bathroom while he and his meth friends would sell and partake of her work, he OD and was dead in the house for a week before anyone found her. She was living on dry cereal and water. She couldnt read or write, but she could cook the shit out of some meth.

 

*The more you know...*

So what time does "Dysfunctional Family Theater" come on?

 

I can see sarcastic jokes are still flourishing here.

 

Oh, very nice, sweetie-pie.

Just because I endorsed it in a joke doesn't mean I do it. :roll:

 

Any more or Any less? 8)

 

Not at all, silly...

 

You know this is totally off topic.....

 

Welcome to the wunnerful world of Fugly!

 

Yeah, phatboy, I think we're all "burned out" talking about your hobby.

 

They should play the Iraqi air raid horn when you drop bombs like that...........