Sniper jokes ...

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by chester grape, Oct 22, 2002.

  1. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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  2. Toronto_Represent

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chester grape:
    Anyone?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Chester...wouldn't it be funny if someone shoved a M-16 up your (already worked in) ass and pulled the trigger? It could be my sick sense of humour or am I right?

     
  3. chester grape

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    Hey dude, I got no idea what the answer to your aggressive yet ignorant question is. But WHERE'S THE JOKE?
     
  4. 1337

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    Hey TR are you a guy or girl?
    My guess is a 15 year old white kid who likes rap and shit.

    Wanna meet up and i can kick your ass?
     
  5. Toronto_Represent

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    Who the fuck are you??? By the way...wrong, right, wrong...fuckin slutty ass
     
  6. tons of fun

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    Hey T.R.

    you faggot!!

    Gonna....wha..what??
     
  7. ridchirri

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  8. paved

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    i said to a sniper one day ,, don't you feel ANYTHING when you shoot someone ? ,,, he say's yeah ,,, i do , i fell recoil
     
  9. shaloo.want

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    Through the field, he was walking.
    Through my scope, I was watchin'.
    A shot to the head, he drops and he's dead.
    Walking in a Sniper Wonderland.
    In the village, there's a lady.
    In her arms, she held a baby.
    I chambered a round, the kid hit the ground.
    Walking in a sniper wonderland.
    In the village, we can set a claymore.
    Set it up to blow at half past Twelve, we'll surprise the fucking commie bastards and smile while we blow them all to hell.
    Later on we'll rape and pillage, while we burn, their fucking village.
    There's no where to run, when we're having fun.
    Walking in a sniper wonderland.
     
  10. Aballister

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    Why is this thread populated only by horny teenaged noobs? They really let anyone in these days.
     
  11. pinkjerry2010

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    A good coder would gather all the data needed before sending it to the database because I have seen your code and your inserting a few times into the same database table which will missmatch the data and insert more than 1 row at a time, once you validate all the submitted data and its all correct thats when you should insert the data into the database table. And your also asking a question you could easerly find or a SEO such as google.
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  12. Aballister

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    Huh huh... I don't know what the fuck you're babbling about. Maybe if you stopped smoking PCP you could clear your head up a bit. ...Just suggesting.
     
  13. Joeslogic

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    Eh you are seeing it all wrong you gotta convert all that yo Yoda Speak then it all makes sense.

    see

     
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    The Yoda talk improves it a lot actually.
     
  15. yazzygirl

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    Big guns and no brain.

    The Carry: Springfield XD 9 Service - Crossbreed Supertuck & DGR with #16 and #22 springs.
    The Tack Driver: Sako Vixen L461 .222 Rifle with Bushnell 4X Scope A real tack driver!
    The Fun Gun: Marlin .22 LR with Bushnell 7X Scope
    The best weapon anyone can have: a brain.

    "The final weapon is the brain. All else is supplemental." -John Steinbeck

    "Beware the man who owns just one gun, he will know how to use it."
     
  16. Joeslogic

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    A chick comes on the forum and says something that sexy hot and you fags all clam up?

    WTF!?

    So Yaz are you into fast cars also?
     
  17. yazzygirl

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    Who isn't? :p
     
  18. Joeslogic

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    Ah yes fast cars, guns..... I bet you have an appreciation for the art of outdoor grilling also. You know I purchased a new grill this week after much debate and wrangling over the best model for what I need.

    Ended up getting the Traeger Little Tex model 070. I upgraded it with the 180-LV Multi-Temp Digital Controller .
     
  19. yazzygirl

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    Very nice. I love swimming in my backyard and grilling my favorite kind of meat.. STEAKS!! Medium rare. :biggrin:
     
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