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Discussion in 'Dating and Relationships' started by rubicon85, May 16, 2008.

  1. rubicon85

    rubicon85 New Member

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    I'm lookin for it will you give it??
     
  2. lonniej2756

    lonniej2756 New Member

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    maybe you can get somebody to airmail it to you
     
  3. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Sure. Go down the the grocery store and buy a watermelon. Cook it in the oven for 30 minutes on the lowest setting. Then, drill a hole the diameter and length of your dwarf penis, and let your instincts take over.
     
  4. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    You sound like you've been practicing there? :rolleyes:
     
  5. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    I'd advise seedless watermelon if you can find it.
     
  6. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Nursey provided a .gif of said 'head-butting' watermelon activities a while back...

    Never would've thought of it if it wasn't for that one post...
     
  7. darthgus

    darthgus New Member

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    rubber glove lotion moist towel oh ya
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    yeah, looks like your love life is active. I hope you get hit by a fucking bus today
     
  9. darthgus

    darthgus New Member

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    no thats not very nive
     
  10. rybaker

    rybaker New Member

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    Yes! I agree with you.
    Good luck!
     
  11. esmer75

    esmer75 New Member

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    teşekkürler
     
  12. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    I was under the impression there would be sex here.
     
  13. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    there is, Im sure rubicon would love for you t o suck his cock
     
  14. softballchick

    softballchick New Member

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    wow...

    hahh wow.... ya i hope you get hit by a buss too!
     
  15. softballchick

    softballchick New Member

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    woww....... thats all i gots to say... =/
     
  16. phuthulicious

    phuthulicious New Member

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    how fast do you want it...:p
     
  17. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Seed-spitting fast, baby. :rolleyes:
     
  18. pussyish

    pussyish New Member

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    sounds like date
     
  19. dd11

    dd11 New Member

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    off course dear, But online only .............. not in actual dear [:(]

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  20. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    We call that the 'Placebo effect.'
     

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