Something deep and bassy works best. Like the theme from 2001 A Space Odyssey. Dwaine, see if you can make it past the first timpani bit before you blow.
Yeah. Grrr... Ahh Dimples, so eager to please. You know, once you stop whoring yourself out for that false feeling of confidence and learn how to do things right - you'll appreciate sex much more, and the guys your just laying there for will as well. No pimple dick here dear, sorry to disappoint you, but I do have some pink you can wrap your lips around. Then again, you probably wouldn't know what to do with that either... Now come on, call me one of those well thought out big girl words you keep coming up with. Just be sure to throw a cunt or two in there.