Racist Jokes

[ August 27, 2002: Message edited by: Some Asshole ]

 

[ August 27, 2002: Message edited by: Some Asshole ]

 

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.

Q: Why do blacks smell so bad?
A: So the blind can hate them too.

Q: What are three things you can't give a nigger?
A: A black eye, a fat lip, and a job.

Q: Why don't niggers take aspirin?
A: They're white, they work, and the niggers to proud to pick cotton out of a bottle

Q: Why don't mexicans have any Olympic teams?
A: Because all the mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are over here.

Q: What do you call sex with a mexican?
A: Rape.

Q: Why do mexicans have re-fried beans?
A: Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time? (kitanas botched suicide attempt comes to mind)

Q: Why do most mexican men have mustaches?
A: Because they want to look like their mothers.

Q: Why don't mexicans like blow jobs?
A: They don't like ANY kind of jobs.




[ August 22, 2002: Message edited by: Horny__Devil ]

 

Q: Why Do Mexicans always have Tomales For Christmas...?
A: So They Have Something To UnraP...!!

Q: What Do You Say When YOu In a Pitch Black Room and Your T.V. Begins To Float...?
A:NIGGA..!! PUT THAT SHIT DOWN..!!null

 

What do u call 100 niggas in a car?

happy hunting

 

How many Jews can fit into a car?
2005, 2 in the front, 3 in the back and the other 2000 in the ashtrays.

Why do Jews have big noses?
Air is free

What happens when a Jew walks into a wall with a hard on?
He breaks his nose

What do you call a nigger in a freezer?
Stiff shit

What do you call a nigger in the letterox?
Black mail

(Abo's are natives Australian's)
What do you call an Abo in a Ferrari?
A Theif
What do you call an abo in a Ferrari with $100 000 in it?
A bloody good theif

What do you get when you cross an abo with a gook?
A car theif who can't drive

What is the definiton of chaos in Israel?
Someone dropping a coin

 

AHHAHA shit Fucken jewz good jokes.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tosser:
How many Jews can fit into a car?
2005, 2 in the front, 3 in the back and the other 2000 in the ashtrays.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You idiot. As a Jew, I feel compelled to fix your poor attempt at a joke. The correct joke is:

Q: How many Jews can fit in the ashtray of a BMW?
A: About 6 million.

Shit, the Jews even have to correct the Gentiles on how to properly tell Jewish jokes!

 

Q. Why are Americans generally such dumb fucks?
A. No seriously, I want to know.

 

Wow Chester, Not only have you made an unhumorous remark you've also chosen the most appropriate name for yourself. Now go climb a fucking tower you shit-fed,in-bred cluster-fuck.

Its amazing how many people want to slam Americans but all of your sorry, sleazy war driven, lice infected asses all end up in our unemployment lines, spreading disease to our children, and giving us your worst culinary disasters. Who the fuck came up with Sauer Kraut anyway? Ill tell you who it wasn't. Wanna take a guess on that one there Chester?

America Land of the Free and the brave, I have the right to verbally tell you and whatever shithole third rate country you come from to go fuck yourselves and I won't have to spend the rest of the night on my Knees in a cell, or praising allah.

Take that Chester, turn it sideways and shove it up your anti American Ass

 

WOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

OOOOOPS!....errr...WOOOO-HOOOOO!!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
WOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO!!!!!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

awwwwww!

 

yeah Im about fed up with the influx of 3rd world sewage that washes up on U.S. shores, gets rich then fucking blows something up under the guies of having 70 imaginary virgins in an happy little world of curry and turbans... Fuck all sand niggers...

 

Hey-fuck you fatty...no falafel for you when you're in town!

 

hey had to speak my mind... The recent influx of muslims really sucks.. they come here and open business, and I can't get a fucking zoneing permit for a tattoo shop, but Ack-med can get a pass for another fucking subway..

Not that I am bitter

 

ok I got one! you've probably already have heard this one before...why aren't there ant Peurto Ricans on Star Trek?

because they aren't working in the future either!

 

Hey, interesting what's happened in the days I've been away. Seem to have really struck a nerve with ol' "Deadshit to the World".
What makes you think I'm cluttering up "your" unemployment lines, fuck-knuckle? What makes you think I'm even sitting in your redneck, knee-jerking, dick-jerking country?
Huh? Huh?
(Doncha just LOVE talking tough on the internet? Nursey? Anyone?)

 

Why,yes!It's spiffing!

 

Trust... you are all happy to dish out shit about everyone else but as soon as it turns to America you think that any joke is disgusting it is the center of the world... and no i'm an Aussie not an Afghani... so dont bother pulling that 'get out of our country' shit on me...

I just hate double standars (no I have nothing against America... it was just a fucking joke)