pray for me

Discussion in 'Medical Advice' started by BIGMAMA, Jul 30, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    I had sex on the 20th...got a full load... I have no idea when my period is due... but I dreamed the other night I was pregnant with twins... both me and the arab are twins...and the older you are the higher chance of twins... and higher chance of Down Syndrome kids... I know it sounds silly... but I can feel 2 retarded babies bumping into each other in my uterus.

    Evan if they were not tarded... even if it was one normal baby... I cant go through pregnancy again... uggg I will be 400 lbs... so lets pray for red rain.

    cause think about all the gross pics and stories I will share about my bodily functions if there is another little sand nigga baby or BABIES swimin around in me
     
  2. Cousin Geri

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    since they are not born yet, they would not be called retards. I would call them pretards.
     
  3. Nauseous

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    How full could his load really get?

    Seriously, I hope you are not infanticipating.
     
  4. BIGMAMA

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    Im going to the store tomorrow and buying a preg test.. I know as soon as waste the money, I will start my period the next day.
     
  5. phatboy

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    Cool that might be the best thing you could do.....
     
  6. BIGMAMA

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    just got back from the drug store.... but I am going to use my first morning pee...
     
  7. Nauseous

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    It's morningtime. What is the verdict?

    Watch you won't get pregnant and I will have gotten pregnant from having sex the other day for the first time in months.
     
  8. phatboy

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    That's the last time I visit West Virginia!
     
  9. BIGMAMA

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    dodo I forgot ... however, I do feel a slight cramp... so maybe I will start today and I can give the test to someone sluty

    damn I tossed and turned in my sleep all night.. I have a tangle in my hair so bad , I cant get it out... its like a dread lock...at the hair line in back. this sucks
     
  10. Nauseous

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    So you are saying your hair smells like asscrack? :)
     
  11. Homewrecker

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    My junk smells like porkchops and it's itchy.
     
  12. BIGMAMA

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    dreamed it again. I took the test mid day yesterday... negative. but it is so soon ...still no blood , dont remember my last period or when this one is due .
     
  13. BIGMAMA

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    and now my boobs are bigger ...
     
  14. BIGMAMA

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    I losing my faith in the fuly forums prayer group.
     
  15. Nauseous

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    We're here... with all of our personalities.

     
  16. Lomotil

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    Don't worry. If your outsourced baby machine is out of whack, have faith that we can provide a sperm donor of any size, ethnicity, or shape...
     
  17. GAS

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    Mine smells like a ribeye steak oddly enough, we should get together.



    And don't worry Bigmama even if you are knocked up that thing would never make it out alive.


    "PUSH PUSH PUSH!! Oh we lost it. Damn old lady reproductive organs."
     
  18. BIGMAMA

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    I have never PUSHED a baby out... they get surgically removed

    still no blood.
     
  19. Nauseous

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    Me neither. I feel mean, but no flow. I shouldn't be pregnant.

    I mean, my eggs are



    And that picture seriously nauseates the hell out of me. I can almost taste vomit.
     
    Last edited: Aug 4, 2009
  20. BIGMAMA

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    you are one year younger ....butthole

    I just know it is twins, triplets or something like that .

    I have been collecting baby dolls... got 4 so far... I was going to go as Octomom for Halloween... I was gonna attach little babies all over me and draw on big lips... put pacifiers in my hair... was even gonna open the gut of a doll and use it as a purse ... seemed like an easy cheap costume ... and now .. I am cursed and will pregnant on Halloween.
     

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