Pedophile Joke

One pedophile say to the other pedophile: "You got two 5's for a 10?"

 

Q. What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A. A pedophile.

 

Q. What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
A. Before the First Period.
---------------------------------------------A man goes into a pharmacy. He says to the druggist: "I need some birth control for my eleven-year-old daughter."
"Is your little girl sexually active?" asks the druggist.
"Nah, she just lays there like her mother."
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... They're just jokes! ...

 

Girl to Boyfriend: Tommy Tommy! someone at school called you a pedophile!!

Tommy: WOW! ...What a big word for an 8 year old!

yeah is sucks..so sue me

 

Q. wots better than sex with a 4 year old?
A. Nothin!!!!

 

Phil Anderson, you are a commedic genius!!!!!!!!! That is why I gave you 5 stars!!!!!! Wanna be my bitch????

 

cheers man! theres plenty more where that came from i jus dont wanna start pullin out the big fat black nigger jokes incase i offend n e 1