*Oral Surgery*

This site sucks! All you fucking college fags! I KILL YOU!

 

Your brother performed oral sergery on me yesterday chink! Hey why is it you fags couldnt finish off i-love-cats like I did?
Just asking, go take a peek!

 

by the looks of it, you love the skanky pussy a little too much Craig.

 

You Bastard! Those pics arent very flatering!

 

This is my girl asshole

 

shes a hottie

 

hmm, i'll be giving head again in no time. all thanks to mass quantities of Easy Cheese.

 

I would put my cock in your mouth baby. Test run of course.....

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Battlesausage:
This is my girl asshole
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what the fuck is that? a mongoliod midget?

 

Dude,I wanna fuck a midget. Don't ask me why,I just do.

 

a quasi-retarded mongoloid midget? I don't have one of those, but if you get a midget I can make you one..

 

followtheyellowbrickroad

 

No,just a plain old midget,preferably good looking and female of course.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
No,just a plain old midget,preferably good looking and female of course.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do you find those weird gurgley little voices they have a turn on?If not,you're going to need to get a ball-gag!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Do you find those weird gurgley little voices they have a turn on?If not,you're going to need to get a ball-gag!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't care. I'm pretty much game for anything.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Battlesausage:
This is my girl asshole
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EVERYONE ...... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You just gotta look at that one more time!
Sparky, you are one real brave soul or just real plain stupid!
I for one find it laudable that you can post a monger like that with pride!
Didn`t Megadeth do a song about her?

 

I'm starting to see the potential of having a troop of the little 'critters' around the house...i mean,LOOK AT THIS!!!

 

thats how this shit starts. one minute you're sucking a little cock, next minute you're licking nut (or piss) off the bathroom floor and !BANG!you end up with GraveYard gums. ladies, midgets, Wank*, dont try this at home. you'll be sooooorrrry

 

I don't tend to lick the floor around my toilet - or anywhere else in my house for that matter.

If I am gonna swallow 'nut'- then Mr Big is aimed onme - preferably around my mouth area, for less mess when he spits his little fella juice everywhere.

I wont have any problems with my teeth as I don't lick toilet floors for the last bit of sperm.


erm... the cat does.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wank Downs:
I don't tend to lick the floor around my toilet - or anywhere else in my house for that matter.

If I am gonna swallow 'nut'- then Mr Big is aimed onme - preferably around my mouth area, for less mess when he spits his little fella juice everywhere.

I wont have any problems with my teeth as I don't lick toilet floors for the last bit of sperm.


erm... the cat does. Not that I regularly suck cock whilst the cock owner is sitting on the toilet... There is a name for that - sucking cock while a bloke is taking a dump - can't remember for the life of me what it is... I was told but he told me all these other ones like Teabagging and Purple mushroom or something... oh well <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

*GAGS*
Ohhhhhh fuck.You sound just like a dumb fucking Essex slapper...oh wait...you are a dumb fucking Essex slapper!
You always manage to make your sex life sound as enthralling as...as...as THIS