is it just me, or when a guy puts on his profile "extremely open minded" that pretty much means "I am open to sucking on a penis" or he is into putting rotten bananas in his ass while wearing a gimp outfit, jerking it while watching Gimme A Break. its sort of funny how everyone is outgoing, loves to laugh, easygoing, and not into drama. Who would like a shut in hermit that argues and never laughs. another funny line: "I am told I am good looking." ok who has assholes coming up them saying "wow you are not a handsome man"
I think "Husam" is more bigmama's type. Never been with nerd, or a black guy, or a foreigner, or a woman, or an inadament object. Maybe I should try one of those. I am setting my standards too high. phatboy, you know want some of this. Don't lie. Come and get it, I will even cover it in Cheese Whiz.
Phatboys got some splainin to do .. how did she know about the cheese whiz cooter ... stop telling our secrets. and guys named Husam are not a good idea.. for anyone.
Damn... The last 'mean-nothing' fling I had was an admitted 'window licker' - she would often come over to the office and demonstrate. Kinda makes me wonder... Is there something more to that, or did I have my knob slobbed by someone that'll put her mouth on anything?
I think the answer to your question is 'yes'. Im not sure what the heck the cheese whiz is about, but I know I cant get with a chick that cant look me in both eyes at the same time.
I guess I should be more 'pacific'. I cant get with a chick that cant gaze into my eyes at the same time, like eye to eye, not like one eye crossed over the other and then across. That is just creepy.
you should say - I dont want a chick...blablabla not - I cant get with a chick... you cant get with Angelina Joeli... see what I mean
I cant get with no chick that keeps correcting me and making me speak all english and shit. Was that better?
I told you , you could get with me, if you smelled good. now the proper way would be... I dont want to get wiff a chick that ...blalabl;
Like a lazy eye? I used to work with this girl with weird eyes and the guys called her "walleye" behind her back. All I know is it is a fish. Then there is that ugly mtv girl that is allegedly hot. Her eyes are totally fucked up. They call her "ceiling eyes". Even with fixed eyes, I find her face ugly. http://images.google.com/images?hl=...m=1&sa=1&q=ceiling+eyes&aq=f&oq=&aqi=&start=0
I dont understand ceiling eyes, I guess because her corneas are in the upper half of her eye opening? Maybe?
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