ok so here I go ..

Discussion in 'Technology' started by BIGMAMA, Jan 19, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    naaaa
    remember I goin gay - no more men.. however Lomo does like to dress in drag-

    um yeah ...

    to be funny-
    umm yeah right.
     
  2. Nauseous

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    Lomo is like American Bear material and you hate hair.

    Do you hate it on guys or just yourself?
     
  3. BIGMAMA

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    I hate it on me... I like it on guys... However it has forever since I saw a hairy chest- The Arab was smooth- but would get a stray nipple hair here and there ...and would get pissed when I would sneek and pull it

    I really want I giant lumber jack manly man- someone that can fix stuff... ALL my Xes have been pussies... that cant do crap except computers...and well surgery

    I want an Aidan- remember from Sex In The City... but I do have a crush on Mr. Big

    If I could build a man - he would be 6.5 about 230ish.. dark hair, dark eyes, and hairy ... and wear a tool belt, and be a lotto winner, no mother, and a mute, have a 7" dingdong, .... and hidden balls
     
  4. phatboy

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    Your standards are too high, you're only a 5.9. ;)

    So if I was an inch taller and had a tool belt.....

    :)
     
  5. Nauseous

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    Ha! In your face, Phatboy. He's one of our beautiful people. John Corbett was born in Wheeling, WV.

    I like hairy chests on guys. I think they look faggy and aidsy w/o hair.
     
  6. BIGMAMA

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    but your balls are not hidden. I do know how to fix that :biggrin:

    hey I am back up to 6.4 now :p
     
  7. phatboy

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    I was talking about chicks. Im not really concerned about the guys up there.....

    and they are hidden enough. if they arent there then there can be no happy ending.

    I know you chicks love the spray on your belly... or back.... or face.... :)

    JK, Im not that big an A-hole...




    ... anymore.
     
  8. BIGMAMA

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    just not in the eye or hair...
     
  9. phatboy

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    I'm an expert marksman with it, so you just tell me where it is best appreciated....

    :)
     
  10. BIGMAMA

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    just wear a tool belt
     
  11. Nauseous

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    I am pretty repulsed by all of this. The shrink suggested Viagra for my dormant libido, but I am not down with that. What if I get clitoral priapism?
     
  12. BIGMAMA

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    I have no idea what that is.. but I dont like the sound of it... so dont do it
     
  13. Nauseous

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    I don't think it's possible. Priapism is when a guys dick gets hard for hours and it's dangerous, I guess. I was just being sarcastic.
     
  14. Lomotil

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    I think she's worried that her clit will stand at attention like a micropenis if she takes the pill... :confused:

    Are you talking about standing up, or laying down? ;)

    Plus, you can always buy a tool belt. :biggrin:

    And... for the record, who leaked the part about me dressing in drag, anyway? It was only to expose my chest hair, honest!
     
  15. BIGMAMA

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    haha funny. I can deal with smaller... I just think 7 would be nice to try out.

    I have a micro penis- I like it.

    yeah I dont know what my deal is with tool belts... Im going to start harrassing construction workers... but here- those are all mexican.
     
  16. phatboy

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    I was talking about an inch taller standing up, but what guy would turn down being an inch taller laying down???? :)

    I got the tool belt, and its not the cheap nail bag you get from Home Depot for a dollar... :)
     
  17. Nauseous

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    If I were looking, I'd be looking for a rugged construction-y type guy who knew how to repair and build things. I don't give a shit if he knew how to hook up a tv, but I would be impressed if he could gut my bathroom.
     
  18. Lomotil

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    Can he bring an assistant?

     
  19. phatboy

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    What is cats fascination with toilets all about? My girl cat will actually hop up on the toilet while Im pissing, I have to aim around her. Then when I flush she just looks at the water with her head going in circles. Then if Im in the shower and they break in, they will sit on the side of the tub, between the curtain and the clear liner. Just watching. It's very eery. I keep thinking they hope I will slip and then they can eat me like lions.
     
  20. Nauseous

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    The same reason that they will play with the lid to a jug of water for a half an hour.

    A dog would look at you like you were retarded.
     

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