No subject, just shooting the preverbrial shit

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Dixie Enormous, Dec 19, 2002.

  1. Dixie Enormous

    Dixie Enormous New Member

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    Well so far I like what I'm seeing here. This has got to be the best forum online. Where else can a guy talk about anything and fuck with other people without being banned. I think this could be the start of something wonderful.
     
  2. pimpchichi

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    hi, i'm pimp i live here.. would you like to see me naked?.. you can for only $9.95 a month
     
  3. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    well... naked except for the burning cross painted on my chest
     
  4. Darkgroovey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    well... naked except for the burning cross painted on my chest<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    all that for 9.95 a month that is a deal, a steal it's the fuckin sale of the century. i can't wait to be a member
     
  5. chester grape

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by Dixie:
    for the record I am very sarcastic and like to talk about people so I really don't mean any harm....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah right. I mean, you're just oozing sarcasm right there to start with.

    Why don't you just fuck off back to a site that caters for your level of intellect and leave the sarcasm, irony and wit to the big boys (and girls).
     
  6. Dixie Enormous

    Dixie Enormous New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chester grape:
    Yeah right. I mean, you're just oozing sarcasm right there to start with.

    Why don't you just fuck off back to a site that caters for your level of intellect and leave the sarcasm, irony and wit to the big boys (and girls).
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Was that suppose to be funny nutsack? WOW, did you come up with that pbs thing all by your wittle self?
     
  7. sweetlyscented

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    Oh yes and putting together a bunch of words makes you look EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT.

    Sometimes I wish I had a cock. If I did, could beat people like yourself severely in the face with it several times until your skin begins to welt.

    I wish someone would shove an "enormous dixie" in your ass, faggot.
     
  8. djdev

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    Don't listen to them, they dont know what they're talking about.
     
  9. sweetlyscented

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    Actually, that reply was meant for enormous. I don't have a problem with anyone else that has posted on this thread.
     
  10. Dixie Enormous

    Dixie Enormous New Member

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    Sometimes I wish I had a cock. If I did, could beat people like yourself severely in the face with it several times until your skin begins to welt.

    I think someone needs a cock in the butt. Come on over and I'll give it to you Bitch. I wasn't trying to impress anyone with my words but I can see that it got you all riled up. I think you love me, and want to have my bastard child. So stop all the bullshit and give me your address.
     
  11. sweetlyscented

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dixie Enormous:
    I think someone needs a cock in the butt. Come on over and I'll give it to you Bitch. I wasn't trying to impress anyone with my words but I can see that it got you all riled up. I think you love me, and want to have my bastard child. So stop all the bullshit and give me your address. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    A cock in the butt? I truly doubt that you have not already had a cock stuffed in your cum infested asshole. Your words don't get me riled up, it's just the way you presented yourself as being a "new person that likes to argue" who fucking cares? Having your bastard children? I wouldn't even touch your diseased body with someone elses' hands.

    Go back to the yahoo chat rooms you came from. Better yet, go kill yourself...
     
  12. Alien Probe

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    Gee, maybe he'll be ass fucking you with someone else's dick too!

    Hell, maybe even the same guy's hands you're using to touch him!

    Someone tell Alanis Morissitte, _THAT_ would be Fucking IRONIC!

    AP
     
  13. Lomotil

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    Dixie... That's a pretty bold signature, especially considering that they sent some fucker to jail for 12 years for reciting a poem in a bar with the words "...a burning bush..." in it.
     
  14. Lomotil

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    Oh, and it's spelled "proverbial."
     
  15. Disorder

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    hey dixie you skanky, fat, sweaty, disfigured reject of a whale shark sized potato couch.

    i'm the only one one here that strings long insults together.. apparently.. so shrivel up and die ya pig-rimming fucker.
     
  16. Disorder

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    thats *couch potato, time for a little hair of the dog and a spliff i think.
     
  17. sweetlyscented

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Alien Probe:
    Gee, maybe he'll be ass fucking you with someone else's dick too!

    Hell, maybe even the same guy's hands you're using to touch him!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I really hope you didn't find your post funny. Do I have a choice of what cock he uses to ass fuck me? If I had a choice I would choose FredVegas

    Although, I know lomo loves me, maybe lomo who knows? Lomo... (waits for lomo to post something mean)

    Alien you must be gay. You assumed I would be using a guys hand to touch him. Too many fantasies not enough time?
     
  18. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sarcastic_Bitch:
    (waits for lomo to post something mean) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I once strangled a puppy with my bare hands...
     
  19. xpert

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    im naked
     
  20. ross_perot

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    so am I!!!!!!!!! do you have a cock ring on too??
     

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