my new Myspace friend

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by BIGMAMA, Apr 9, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    Ok so I have no idea why skanky whores send me messages... I never reply, but this girl sent 2 messages, so on the 2nd one, I said No thanks... here is our chat so far... I am sure there will be more soon.


    this is profile that I am fighting with ... http://www.myspace.com/chriandjennifer
    here is her personal myspace, she has as her #1 friend on her sexy profile
    http://www.myspace.com/205421651


    From: ChrisandJennifer
    To: Rhonda
    Subject: HELLO???


    Hello sexy girl! We would like to get to know your sexy ass a little bit better..
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    From: Rhonda
    To: ChrisandJennifer
    Subject: RE: HELLO???


    no thanks
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    From: ChrisandJennifer
    To: Rhonda
    Subject: RE: HELLO???


    Fine, why don't you go ahead and suck a nasty fart out of my asshole

    It will taste good to you, I'm sure
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    From: Rhonda
    To: ChrisandJennifer
    Subject: RE: HELLO???


    now you see why I said no thanks... you are a little skank, that agreed to have a 3some to please her boyfriend, and you are trolling myspace trying to find some pussy for your man to enjoy because he is tired of your worn out ass.

    again - no thanks.
    I am guessing from your reply that you are 12-16- because no educated adult would come back with such immaturity
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    From: ChrisandJennifer
    To: Rhonda
    Subject: RE: HELLO???


    You need to get laid

    Please no transtesticles or chicks w dicks such as yourself

    You are a 12year giant fart!

    EAT IT
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    From: Rhonda
    To: ChrisandJennifer
    Subject: RE: HELLO???



    oh my god ... I need to get laid? WHO is the one sending messages out to strangers saying "I want to get to know your sexy ass" you are a sad and desperate. I am guessing you and your boyfriend live in a shithole apartment, have crappy jobs, and have a crappy life, you should stick to other broke ass skanks you have your friends list.
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    From: ChrisandJennifer
    To: Rhonda
    Subject: Also


    By the way, you are a drag queen, I now believe it

    Have fun with your fucked up life ho!
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    From: Rhonda
    To: ChrisandJennifer
    Subject: RE: Also


    you are upset at me because you are not good enough for me to fuck... sorry babe, you just not up to par.
    stick to sending messages to to biker sluts and trailer trash.

    who has the fucked up life... I dont send sexy messages to strangers on myspace... lol --- you are so sad and desperate to get fucked you have to seek partners on the internet.

    ok so you are not good enough for me to eat, but I will sit on your face and let you eat me... will that make you feel better about yourself? I will hump your face till I come, then leave your ass laying there.


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    cant wait for her reply... I hope she says yes. and I can hump her ugly ass face, could be fun.... ya never know
     
  2. Homewrecker

    Homewrecker New Member

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    She looks totally boring.

    I kinda thought, "Fine, why don't you go ahead and suck a nasty fart out of my asshole" sounded like Dwaine, but that was too elaborate.
     
  3. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    I know I am not exactly beautiful, but damn I am glad I am not that ugly. Those teats look like deflated cow udders. I'm going to be having nightmares about this one!
     
  4. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    So... have you heard anything from your buddy?
     
  5. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    no not yet, and I checked my sent messages, and the last still says UNREAD...
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    yuck I wouldn't piss on that slut if she was on fire
     
  7. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    I know of a few abandoned wells out in your neck of the woods...
     

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