I got a dog from the Humane Society last week and he's as cute as can be, but the fucker started peeing in his crate AND he peed on the kitchen floor tonight. I don't know what to do with him. Anyone have any tips for housebreaking dogs? I'm not going to be able to put up with it. I have been stressed about this dog as it is. I like animals. I just don't like having them in my house. I have to clean constantly and he has had two baths in one week. I'm constantly cleaning because I feel like dogs are dirty and yucky. I miss my raccoons. They were the best. They lived under my old apt and I fed them every night. I had about 7 or them and they would come up to you and you could pet them. I miss them so much. Anyway, any humane ideas?