My dad's pimpin myspace

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by BIGMAMA, Jun 30, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    well that is what he thinks. He now has a Myspace...I swear to god I never would imagine myself saying that. Anyway, he joined so he could see his kids pics and crap...

    today he tells me..

    " I wish I would have got into puters a long time ago, do know how many sexy model like girls have sent me friend requests? " I go check his page, and he has like 12 friends, Me, my sister, his one friend... and 9 hot sluts.
    I tell him to delete them.... he says I am jealous because I have no sexy guys for friends, just a bunch of weirdos and fags.

    this whole thing is upsetting to me... men in their 60s should not have a myspace... especially my dad.
     
  2. Nauseous

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    At least he's not a pedophile like probably most of other people his age that have them are.
     
  3. BIGMAMA

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    I consider him a pedophile.. not that he molest kids... but you should not fuck skanky whores younger then your daughter.

    He is somewhat dating a 27 year old... barffff.
     
  4. Nauseous

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    I was just talking about that the other day... how men who date women who are their kids age are kinda gross. I was told that it's mating nature and that mean desire young vibrant women who can bear children and not old hags their own age.

    I started the convo because this bitch I used to know dated a 60 year old in her 20's and I called her gross.

    I'm 31 and I wouldn't date a 21 year old. The youngest I would date might be 28 and the oldest might be 43. I don't care if they are a few years older/younger. One of my friends is dating a 22 or 23 year old. I think I would have a hard time finding shit in common with them.
     
  5. phatboy

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    Yea, if you have to give your spouse/lover a bedtime then you should probably look a little closer to your own age.
     
  6. Nauseous

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    Reminds me of that old Michael Jackson joke:

    How do you know it's bedtime in Netherland?

    When the big hand is on the little hand.
     
  7. Joeslogic

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    I hear they are gonna take all his plastic parts, melt them and make Lego's. That way the kids can finally play with him.
     
  8. BIGMAMA

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    McDonalds has a Jackson Meal now ...12 year old buns, and 50 year old meat ..

    ok that is enough... I am so sick of seeing ANYTHING Michael Jackson

    I did like this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x81iip6psks
     
  9. Joeslogic

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    I wonder when its ever gonna end maybe this will be the year of M. Jackson.
     
  10. BIGMAMA

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    God Damn it... I am all for hijacking threads, but dont turn mine into a Jackson thread...

    back to Indian videos

    This is a song I actually have on CD ... yes CD, Im old school.

    I listen to indian music to piss the arab off. hehe... well I have always liked some. And I come up with my own lyrics for arabic and indian songs as well. And I dig this chick..she does not have such a high chipmunk voice like most female indian singers. And she is a kick ass dancer...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOgALTFzFbQ
     
    Last edited: Jul 2, 2009
  11. Joeslogic

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    That kinda reminds me of a Michael Jackson video maybe it's that they dance alike.

    Just to get back on subject.
     
  12. Fat-N-Sassy

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    I should get me a myspace.
     
  13. Homewrecker

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    Me too. We could be friends.
     

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