Two midgets are in a casino drinkin...when one looks to the other and says, "Hey! let's get some hookers!" (cause midgets can't have normal women) So the two midgets get some hookers and seperate, adjacent rooms. The first midget tried to have sex with his pro, but had been drinking so much...he couldn't get it up. He was so upset that he couldn't perform...he started yelling at his hooker..."Get outta here you damn, dirty whore!" He felt bad about what he'd done and started wondering how his little midget buddy was doing. He held a glass up to the door to listen in, and heard, "1, 2, uuunnnggghhhhhh! 1, 2, uuunnnggghhhhhh! 1, 2, uuunnnggghhhhhh! 1, 2, uuunnnggghhhhhh!" and he thought to himself, "God damn it! That damn, dirty midget is having wonderful fun sex! So the next day, the two midgets meet up in the casino and one says to the other, "How was yer night?" to which he replied, "Oh, it was so bad...i was too drunk, i couldn't get it up, and i threw her out...you on the otherhand sounded like you had the time of yer life!" and the other midget said, "WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING!?! I COULDN'T EVEN GET ON THE BED!"
