Men are perverts

Discussion in 'Dating and Relationships' started by BIGMAMA, Jan 3, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    I guess I feed him when he wants stuff... its all new to me. Evan never ate- had feeding tubes. This one wont stop eating.

    and it is not like I give him twinkies and cookies all day.... he is just HUGE -we will see. My sister had fat ass babies..and they thined out at age 2..and are normal kids now.

    back to MEN- I have an online romance going on now...I guess have for a about a week ... but now he wants me to come visit him..in Baltimore. I might - who knows. And NO it is not anyone from here- but that would be a funny trick- Isnt someone on here in Baltimore?
     
  2. Nauseous

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    Jefe lives in Baltimore.... or somewhere thereabouts.

    If you were driving and I still lived in NC (thank god I don't) we could have met up. You would have been passing through really close to where I lived.

    So what's the 411 on this guy? Is he the Egyptian?
     
  3. Lomotil

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    You were supposed to keep it a secret! I'm glad you at least changed the location...

    That'll throw them off for a while... heh heh heh...

    I'm glad we can converse like this through the PM system... Wouldn't want the whole forum to know, would we? ;)
     
  4. phatboy

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    No I dont have those stickers. We just live in a 'bad' neighborhood, and if they werent in that school we'd move. Which we will be doing anyway, since the nerdy school doesnt have any athletic programs, and the high school options is a 'Fine Arts' school and an Engineering school (which would be cool with me, if they had some athletic programs).
     
  5. phatboy

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    We will know when she posts a picture of her monkey with Q-Bert tattoo'd hopping into it....

    :)
     
  6. ucicare

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    Nobody is from Baltimore.
     
  7. BIGMAMA

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    back to the stalker guy... we went out last night to eat... I never mentioned that I knew he stopped by, and he never mentioned it. I dont like him at all anymore. I made it kinda clear. At the end, I just said... I also said I was starting a new job where I have to work weekends. I also dropped a few other hints. He had a sad puppy dog face. Whatever- I dont feel bad.

    Back to Craigslist... my friend decided to put an ad on looking for guys with very smalls dingdongs... in 6 hours she had 88 replies... most sent pics- she replied to a few with a funny pic of a group of people laughing real hard... or a laughing cat. that was mean.

    I have not checked my fake email addy in a while... I forgot the password, I am sure my ads have a bunch more replies.

    So yes men are horney perverts- but women are evil bitches...
     
  8. Reizvolles

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    Nobody is in charge too.
     
  9. mludwick

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    Sorry dear but men are genetically hard coded to stick their tender parts into anything that might be a vagina. Thanks the all mighty for this. SOme of us can control it some can't. I run a site (http://www.chatropolis.com)Where everyone is blonde, DD's and hung like a mutant donkey.Welcome to the Internet.


    MJ Ludwick
    Founder http://www.chatropolis.com
    Worlds largest chat site with all the beautiful women and men hung like donkeys. I swear
     
  10. Lomotil

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    I don't know if I'd really want to chat with a blonde that has DD's and is hung like a donkey...
     
  11. phatboy

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    :)

    I was thinking the same thing when I read that. 'It's a tranny site?' :)
     
  12. ucicare

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    Right.
     
  13. BIGMAMA

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    I wanted to know if anyone in Baltimore has ever been to Cafe Hon, it looks cool and fun, and someone said it has a bunch of John Waters crap in it like a big life size plastic Divine.

    I will be in Baltimore Feb 6-8 ..looking for fun stuff to do
     
  14. phatboy

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    Looks like freezing will be on the agenda.
     
  15. BIGMAMA

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    are you serious... dodo. wrong just looked

    Weather.com says 39 on the 6th - as long as it doesnt snow...I am scared of snow ..and ice... and clowns & midgets.

    anyone have any Baltimore tips...of places to go. I have never been. My dad lived there like 45 years ago...he said it was nasty then and he saw a donkey show there...I am sure they dont have donkey shows anymore. I wonder if that was true...I cant see donkey shows going on in the USA - even 45 years ago.
     
  16. phatboy

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    Maybe it was interspecies erotica?

    I am about 60% that the metro is in Baltimore, so just go to DC.
     
  17. sneakerpimp7756

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    That is so gross. Take it from me. As a guy who likes to like lick. It's like giving head for a gal. Some guys are just in to that. Not just any old girl though......yuck. Further more. There is a sayin that if its to good to be true it prolly is false.
    You said yourself that alot of times its an old photo anyways. So you have a high propability of your percentages being skued. Falsafied(fake) profiles. Rendering the percentage of Nice looking guys down tooo...The amount of guys thst you thought were creep outs.
     
  18. ucicare

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    I would pee on your grave.
     
  19. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Barry squats to pee, so it will still be warm.
     
  20. Lomotil

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    Wow... A spammer that takes the time to post a profile pic. I'm amazed.
     

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