Lomo's Testicular Catastrophe

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, May 19, 2008.

  1. Reizvolles

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    Hehehe nice one!
     
  2. Lomotil

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    I was so drunk at that point, I don't even remember if it was intentional, or merely a typo that I let slip through because it was funny... :)
     
  3. Nauseous

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    Has the bruise faded to a jaundicey yellow yet?
     
  4. Lomotil

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    It's actually a lighter shade of purple right down the middle, almost has a reddish tint to it.
     
  5. Nauseous

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    I suppose the skin there is quite different and heals differently. Probably like an eyelid or something.
     
  6. Lomotil

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    I'm really surprised how quickly it has healed. I still feel pain when I move certain ways, and I still can't auto-felate myself, but hey... what else is new?
     
  7. Nauseous

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    I wonder if all your sperm have black eyes?
     
  8. Lomotil

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    That's fucking hilarious. :biggrin: :biggrin:

    I'm going to tell everyone at work that I looked at my semen under the microscope, and they had black eyes, some of them were wearing casts, and others were swimming with crutches...
     
  9. Nauseous

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    Who is good at graphic art? We need some animated lame sperm.
     
  10. Lomotil

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    Why bother? Just ask Dan to take a magnified picture of his dad's ejaculate.
     
  11. MAJ Havoc

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  12. PM5Kfreakforever

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    HAHA!
    that is just awesome!
    poor little dudes.
     
  13. Nauseous

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    Wow. They kinda look like pacman too.

    ~Billion Dollar Idea~ :eek:

    With my scrambled eggs and his gimpy sperm, we could make some really cool designer babies that we could market to celebrities, starting a new trend -and- win back the economy! (They will start buying their children domestic and not foreign)

    We'd be rich!

    I'm thinking real life...



     
  14. MAJ Havoc

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    I'm sure Brangelina would love to adopt the spawn of a purple peter eater.
     
  15. Lomotil

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    That's fucking great! :cool:

    I have that 'evil pacman' set as my wallpaper on another PC... *right-click, save*

    Can you make me one swimming to the right, without the bruises... That way, I can change signatures as I heal... :cool:

    (leave the blood, though... It's a nice effect...) :)
     
  16. MAJ Havoc

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    Much lvoe.
     
  17. Lomotil

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    If for no other reason than bragging rights, hell, it might even be fun to try out this little entrepreneurship... ;)
     
  18. Lomotil

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    That's golden, man... Even got the head wiggle down... You rock. :biggrin:
     
  19. Lomotil

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    Might as well bring this legacy back to the top...

    Call me nuts for doing it.
     

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