I will fuck you

Discussion in 'Dating and Relationships' started by Dwaine Scum, Jul 27, 2007.

  1. louisiana365

    louisiana365 New Member

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    If you look like the picture I will gladly video tape with you.
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    what picture you fucking retard. Post your pic, if you are a chick. if you are a dude, go fuck yourself, you fucking faggot
     
  3. Samanthasez

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    Or reading it in an Alex Baldwin voice. Or Charles Nelson Reilly.
     
  4. ucicare

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    Who do you think you are just popping back in like you never even left???? I felt ABANDONED by gawd, and I was in therapy for months after you disappeared. At least have the kindness to bring us up to date on what/who you have been doing for the last upteen months. If you want to, I mean.
     
  5. Samanthasez

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    Oh, Barr-ez.

    I've been bereft. Or, not so much. OK, maybe so.

    um....it's a long story.
     
  6. Nursey

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    Did you fuck Bungle? There's nothing worse than seeing a bereft Bungle-fucker burrowing under Barry's big 'bingo wing' for a blubber.
     
  7. Samanthasez

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    Is that Gaelic?
     
  8. Nursey

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    Playing dumb, eh? I must be onto something here. Probably contracted an infection of some sort. They don't call him 'Bungle fungal tongue' for nothing, afterall!
     
  9. MAJ Havoc

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    I think I'd call that "alliterotica"
     
  10. Samanthasez

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    Or more particularly, "expialidocious"
     
  11. Nursey

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    Why, thankyou! I can now add 'alliteroticisive' to my resumé. :cool:

    I don't think Shmantha appreciates the lingo-jingo banjo like we do, Maj.
     
  12. Samanthasez

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    I don't think Shmantha appreciates the lingo-jingo banjo like we do, Maj.[/QUOTE]


    Is that akin to playing the skin flute?

    Nurthey?
     
  13. Nursey

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    Is that akin to playing the skin flute?

    Nurthey?[/QUOTE]


    No. *thmooch* :)
     
  14. Samanthasez

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    No. *thmooch* :)[/QUOTE]

    I suppose we can all commence to sucking each other off, then.

    Nevermind.

    We've all been doing THAT for years.
     
  15. MAJ Havoc

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    Perhaps you two should truly get off your assonance.
     
  16. Nursey

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    *sigh* Welcome back, Shmanth! :)
     
  17. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    You all seem to be overlooking the romantic element of this thread. I will fuck you, violently
     
  18. Nursey

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    Hmm...but does the breeze-block get smashed over our face before or after we've come?
     
  19. ucicare

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    Ideally, simultaneously.
     

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