I will fuck you

Discussion in 'Dating and Relationships' started by Dwaine Scum, Jul 27, 2007.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I am a filthy whore with no remorse. If you pay me, Ill fuck you (Females only, sorry joe you can't suck a load out of my balls)
     
  2. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    If you cut me in, I will videotape it.
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I'd do you for free, you gotta clean out that poop chute beforehand
     
  4. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Love is such a splendid thing.
     
  5. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Oh, the Zoloft and irritable bowel has you covered. I'm hardly packed full of shit.
     
  6. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    ihate that, when you are fucking a chick and she screams "STOP!! I HAVE TO GO TAKE A SHIT!"
     
  7. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I know... drawing attention to it only takes away from the passionate surprise.
     
  8. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    If you hum the tune to 'Afternoon Delight' while you read this thread, it's actually very romantic.
     
  9. improtected

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    i was thinking 'try a little tenderness'
     
  10. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    Anything by Patsy Cline will also do.
     
  11. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Crazy won't work.

    How about Hello? By Lionel Ritchie?
     
  12. improtected

    improtected New Member

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    yeah and then there's always 'brick house'
     
  13. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    did the campbell's soup kids sing any love songs?


    no.. they were too busy eating soup and crawling up my ass!
     
  14. Fugly

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    I hummed the "wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner" theme and I hallucinated I was being chased by Dwaine's penis and single, gigantic, mutant testicle.

    I just need a hug now.

    Mommy?
     
  15. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    If you are 150% drunk, would you believe that your mom IS Dwaine's testicle?
     
  16. ncbelly

    ncbelly New Member

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    as long as she doesn't ask to shit on your chest, you shouldn't get dissappointed!
     
  17. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    Sky rockets in flight. Mmm hmm. Afternooooon delight. Yeahhhhh ahh after noon delight.

    Dwaine = Cyrano De Bergarac. A very, very scary version of Cyrano De Bergarac. Much larger, with guns and tattoos. And Roofies.
     
  18. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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  19. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Long Live El duce'!!!

    and yes jeff, its the romantic in me seeping out.
     
  20. GAS

    GAS New Member

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    I wish you would reconsider guys Dwaine, I'm single again and I wanna do ya.
     

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