I drank far too much last night, woke up about 7 am in a sandpit behind the pub, walked home and went to bed. I woke up again at noon only to discover that I'd let loose a whole sessions worth of piss. I need a new fucking mattress now.
Can i suck the juices from your old mattress? Why not let Kit and cheese consumate there marriage on it?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fetus: Can i suck the juices from your old mattress? Why not let Kit and cheese consumate there marriage on it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You actually seem quite useful to have around!You should be Head of Cleaning dept at ~Fugly Hotel~
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by canine_STD: I'd let loose a whole sessions worth of piss. I need a new fucking mattress now. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LMAO! <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fetus: Can i suck the juices from your old mattress? Why not let Kit and cheese consumate there marriage on it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> fucking nasty...PM me, i want your MSN ID
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fetus: BTW when do i stop being a punk ass bitch and become something else?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> 100 posts.... which doesn't mean you start on an epic splurge of posting inane stupid assfucking peurile shit like wank (amongst others... but mostly like wank)
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>100 posts.... which doesn't mean you start on an epic splurge of posting inane stupid assfucking peurile shit like wank (amongst others... but mostly like wank) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> So i take it she is the forum retard? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>fucking nasty...PM me, i want your MSN ID <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No, you pm me
Hmmmmm... Forum retard? I think there should be a vote. Obviously there is me. My first choice though is Tit. The Sparkster... Anymore? Get a list up of who you think should be in the running and you can all vote (candidates should be allowed to vote also) Personally I would love a title such as Forum Retard... it would give me a sense of...Je ne sais qui...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: Je ne sais qui<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> je ne sais quoi (zh…” n… s³ kwä“, sµ) n. A quality or an attribute that is difficult to describe or express: “Fishing has lacked a certain je ne sais quoi in terms of its public image, as all activities must that involve beer, worms and one-size-fits-all gimme caps” (Charles Leerhsen). [French : je, I + ne, not + sais, first person present indicative of savoir, to know + quoi, what.]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pixel rape: je ne sais quoi (zh…” n… s³ kwä“, sµ) n. A quality or an attribute that is difficult to describe or express: “Fishing has lacked a certain je ne sais quoi in terms of its public image, as all activities must that involve beer, worms and one-size-fits-all gimme caps” (Charles Leerhsen). [French : je, I + ne, not + sais, first person present indicative of savoir, to know + quoi, what.]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> im taking french in high school
what the fuck ever, It was the first thing that came out whilst typing.... I was only in set 2 for french in school and failed spectacularly during my oral as I said ' je baise le poulet pour le diner'. Damn kiddy dares.
I was in set 6 for french, probabley due to my poor attendance and my love of drinking cheap cider in the local park at around the same time french classes were happening. If i had my chance again id take french and german classes seriously.
i wish we had german. i love that language. we do however have two german exchange students who i would love to violently rape.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by No Fetus Can Beat Us: I was in set 6 for french, probabley due to my poor attendance and my love of drinking cheap cider in the local park at around the same time french classes were happening. If i had my chance again id take french and german classes seriously.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Coincedence... I was in set 6 for maths. I ain't gonna bother worring about French and German though. i hate the french but i hate the germans more. They can relax in the knowledege that i will only grace their countrys to get cheap drink and fags (the french anyway) I did have a french boyfriend once. But he didn't last long. Rudi likes shitty dance music so when i allowed him to go to a dance club with his french 'crew' he got it on with this english slag who i hate she is a big fat whoreing bitch who got flashed at at school which served her right. The colour I hate the most is red and that is because Rudi always wore a red baseball cap (and because I was on the blue team at primary school and our best contenders were the reds. Green and yellow sucked forever, they never won. ha ha ha)
I had a bf once who got realy trashed and pissed the bed. So I cut off all the hair on his comatosed body and left it in a jar beside his bed.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Estranged: I had a bf once who got realy trashed and pissed the bed. So I cut off all the hair on his comatosed body and left it in a jar beside his bed.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> you evil fucking arse-raider. I thought fags were nice people
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: blah blah... red... blue.. infantile rant... yellow.. green... blah blah<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> you'd probably have a chance for my vote for forum retard wank.. i see the campaign speeches are going well
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pd: you'd probably have a chance for my vote for forum retard wank.. i see the campaign speeches are going well<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> well i wanna know who im up against first. I suggest a proper list be made, by someone other than me (short attention span an'all Kitana and Sparky are the only ones I can think of... There must be others) My Forum Retard campaign is going well already though.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by wank*: well i wanna know who im up against first.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> why?.. will you become more or less retarded depending on the competition or something???
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pd: why?.. will you become more or less retarded depending on the competition or something???<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> well... yeah. More or less. Depends on who the competition is... I see this a fairly prestigious title and I am prepard to fight for it. I think I am half way there already... But I think the masses should be able to put their thoughts in on the subject. Maybe I don't seem as retarded to some as I do to others.
