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Discussion in 'Medical Advice' started by BIGMAMA, May 4, 2009.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    Habibi Barbie does not approve of your lifestyle, clothing or demeanor

     
  2. Homewrecker

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    BRING IT ON (AGAIN)! I'll just come back, badder than ever.

     
  3. Nauseous

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    My throat hurts and I have a fever and feel blah. Swine Flu is running rampant around here. I feel like I got it when I paid my water bill Friday.

    I have been avoiding all kinds of places... not eating anywhere or anything to try to avoid it and now I'm all paranoid that I have it.
     
  4. Lomotil

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    Someone at work uses that phrase as an euphemism for taking a piss. Did you mean it that way, or were you describing the physical activity of going somewhere to pay a bill?

    I'm leaning towards the latter, since you admitted in previous posts to paying bills by chiseling stones with a hammer and sending them off via carrier pigeon... ;)
     
  5. Nauseous

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    Yeah, I paid it in person. It was that or pay the $10 late fee for mailing it late.
     
  6. Lomotil

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    Mighty glad I don't have to depend on you to ignite a couple sticks ablaze to cook my daily meals.
     
  7. Nauseous

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    I only feed myself and my dogs. You'd be up shit creek.

    You're gonna have to find a redneck who likes guns and likes to cook. Only problem will be her choice of clothing, hair and music that you will not like.
     
    Last edited: Jun 26, 2009
  8. Lomotil

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    Applications are still available, but a few contenders to the throne have applied... More to follow.
     
  9. Nauseous

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    Stay smart and don't ever get married.
     
  10. Lomotil

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    I must procreate, however... I would be robbing mankind if I didn't pass my seed on for future generations to loathe!
     
  11. Nauseous

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    You really want to breed? I can throw you an egg since I'm all fertile now, but I don't want to raise it or be pregant. I'll be able to provide some broken ones here hopefully in a few days. :)
     
  12. Lomotil

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    So, what... I'm supposed to be like Arnold?

     
  13. Nauseous

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  14. Lomotil

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    Kinda. Yeah.

    Just google image search the movie poster of Arnold in that movie "Junior," smartass.
     

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