I hate John Mayer

Discussion in 'Music' started by Nauseous, Dec 5, 2007.

  1. hornplayer

    hornplayer New Member

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    Agreed! He blows!!!
     
  2. BullGod666

    BullGod666 Member

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    I think he and josh grobin would make a great couple, they both suck dick
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    you are probly the only new poster that isn't a complete waste of foreskin. Welcome to the forums
     
  4. BullGod666

    BullGod666 Member

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    thank you very much and john mayer does in fact fellate farm animals (blows goats)
     
  5. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    I do hate his music, but I have seen him on tim and eric good show, great Job, and he was pretty funny. He was also felating a goat.
     
  6. BullGod666

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    while we're talking about goat blowers, maybe we could add Clay Aiken in there for a short daisy chain of fags :biggrin:
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    heh I am from Raleigh, and I had this woman with a retard message me on ICQ, back when clay was on American Idol, trying to get Clay to visit her sick mongoloid, like make a wish. I still have no idea why she thought i was his assistant. I did a "victim" but it was way too men, and horrible to post in the victims. I need to dig it up and post it here. I think i showed it to Cheesedawg, he loved it, and maybe Schmed also.

     
  8. JEFE

    JEFE New Member

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    Welcome to Cretin Love Connection. I think we've got a match.
     
  9. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Me and Clay Aiken? I was young, and REALLY needed the money. DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!
     
  10. Nauseous

    Nauseous New Member

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    Clay Aiken scares the hell out of me. His face is really creepy.
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    your telling me. thats a saturday night I'll never forget, and i hope i never have to work that hard for fifty bucks ever again.
     
  12. Nauseous

    Nauseous New Member

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    I should hope he at least sang you a groovy song afterwards.
     
  13. pipeliner01

    pipeliner01 New Member

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    john mayer

    John mayer has succeeded in setting back men in general in our quest for straightforward sex!!
     
  14. Nauseous

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    I still hate John Mayer. He's like finding a pubic hair in your pizza. All is going well... I get in the car but haven't had time to plug in the zune and the radio guy is like, "Here's John Mayer" and panic sets in. FUCK!!! Instant anger. He triggers some kind of hateful Mary Hart syndrome type seizurey rage inside my head.
     
  15. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    I dont know who he is
     
  16. Nauseous

    Nauseous New Member

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    He sings horrible songs. They play on shitty shows, commericals, TMZ talks about him too.
     
  17. bella8x

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  18. BullGod666

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