I hate John Mayer

Discussion in 'Music' started by Nauseous, Dec 5, 2007.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous New Member

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    He has zero talent, his music is gay, his voice is gay (he sings like he has shit in his mouth) and he's ugly.
     
  2. MAJ Havoc

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    His first two albums were good and he is a great guitar player. I agree with the shit-in-the-mouth thing, though.
     
  3. Joeslogic

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    Yeah and he must be gay cause he had a chance with Jessica and blew it. :eek:

    Ahhh Jessica.
     
  4. Nauseous

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    His first two albums? It can't have that song, "Your body is ???" Sounds like he says "wondering".

    He needs to get the shit out of his mouth because with that breathy singing he likes to do, he's likely to choke on whatever it is in his mouth.
     
  5. Joeslogic

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  6. Nauseous

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    Great. Now I am going to have that song in my head.

    I think Mayer is as shitty as Dave Matthews. I hate his Kermit the Frog voice. I know lot of people love the Dave Matthews band, but I have always loathed them.

    Seriously, I'm surprised he hasn't covered the Rainbow Connection.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thEiXbovv98
     
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  7. Joeslogic

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    Pukey I have never seen this side of you before.
     
  8. MAJ Havoc

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    His first CD was more acoustic and had different versions of "Neon" "No Such Thing" "Back to You" and "My Stupid Mouth." His second had more updated versions with fuller band sounds. The third "Heavier Things" started to go into a more jazz-based, eclectic style. Since then, I haven't listened to anything he's done.

    Singing styles are strange. If Mayer looks like he's eating shit, Joe Cocker looks like he's squeezing one out, Janis Joplin looks like she pissed herself, and Scott Weiland appears to have scoleosis.
     
  9. Nauseous

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    What? I really hate a lot of music. Songs/bands I hate make me violent.
     
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  10. Nauseous

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    Mayer sounds like he is eating shit. Cocker sings like someone who has emphysema. Joplin was horrible. Her voice makes me want to scratch out my eyes. Weiland looks like he died about 5 years ago.

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  11. Schmed

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    You what band really sucks? Tool.
     
  12. MAJ Havoc

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    You're just trying to evoke an "I lvoe Tool" response, aren't you?
     
  13. Nauseous

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    I actually used to like them and now can't stand them.
     
  14. jwinty75

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    shit-in-the-mouth - that's funny (because it is so true). i like him for his guitar skills, kinda of bluesy, and ever so often, i get in the mood to listening to some of his older songs (mostly from the first album) but his recent ones have been all crap. i like jack johnson better.
     
  15. Nauseous

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    The only two songs I have heard are that pervert sounding song and that one about daughters and mothers and they both make me feel pissed off.
     
  16. buckshotrc51

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    disagree...His music is good...good at putting me to sleep...hahaha
     
  17. Nauseous

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    I still hate him. I would love to punch him in the stomach.
     
  18. Dwaine Scum

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    he's funny as a celebrity, but agreed, I'd rather punch him in the face than listen to him sing
     
  19. MAJ Havoc

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    I have more respect for him now that he's tapping Jennifer Anniston.

    But now I hate him for it, too.
     
  20. Nauseous

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    I can't stand to look at him. I've never been able to stomach looking at her either.
     

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