How many days does Barry have to be dead for this place to

Discussion in 'Medical Advice' started by DangerousDan, Jun 29, 2006.

  1. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    Maybe some naptha? That way you can use it to fill your Zippo as well.
     
  2. ucicare

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    Anniston is a third world country where inbreeding is an artform. It's not far from Hoke's Bluff and Gad's Den.

    After seeing first hand the carnage of Middle Alabama, it's hard to believe that this is found in Alabama isn't it?



    Barry
     
  3. Schmed

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    Barry does that dollar deal also extend to me?? I'll send ya two!
     
  4. Ferine

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    :lol:
    I dated a guy from Gad's Den once. He had all his teeth...at the time.

    You want real third world country, with a KKK flare - go to Cullman. They eat raw oysters out of dirty five gallon buckets and throwing cow patties in to the back of passing pickup trucks is considered an admirable accomplishment.
     
  5. ucicare

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    Well, you lack the professional credentials that Dan has, but you are definetely better educated and more intelligent. Hummm. Why not. You can specialize in multicultural psychological issues.

    Send the buck. We'll call it "Barry's Nuts and Schmed's Butts."


    Barry
     
  6. ucicare

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    Gadsden and Cullman have got to be the two most redneck places on earth. I had the privelege of establishing foster care agencies in both places. The people from Gadsden could barely read, and not a single Black family even applied for training in Cullman. I actually lived in Cullman County for 11 months. It was pure hell. The people were so PROUD that there were no Blacks in the school system. I literally brushed the dirt off of my shoes when I left.

    And you dated a guy from Gadsden? Ferine you are one complicated woman (in a wordly good way). Contratulations on escaping the clutches of stupidity and ignorance.


    Barry
     
  7. phatboy

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    Yes, but was she related to him?

    We have a few places similar to that in GA. Its amazing the drop in education/civilization when you get outside of any moderate sized city. Augusta has some rural suburbs that are only about 20 minutes outside of town, but its like driving 35 years back in time when you go there. I think the pre-requisite is a gurleys/IGA and a Mack's country store.
     
  8. ucicare

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    I haven't seen a IGA store in years. They still exist?

    Barry
     
  9. phatboy

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    Oh yea. IGAs and Jerry's Red and White stores. Thats how you know a town hasnt changed much, that and maybe a piggly wiggly.
     
  10. Ferine

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    It wasn't too complicated. I was young, stupid and I actually cared about penis size and six packs then.
     
  11. phatboy

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    Six packs of beer or stomachs?
     
  12. Ferine

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    Both? :)
     
  13. DangerousDan

    DangerousDan New Member

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    No shit. What size did you prefer?
     
  14. ucicare

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    You are hoping she says 3 inches, right?



    Barry
     
  15. diogenes

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    3 inches at 90 miles an hour can still do some damage.
     
  16. TheGrimJesus

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    I sent you a dollar Barry
     
  17. phatboy

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    I dont have but 3 inches.......

    ......some girls like em that wide.
     
  18. Totalrecall1982

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    See i knew you were not packing a big mack daddy steal like me boy!
     
  19. phatboy

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    So what the fuck is a big mack daddy steal? Did you steal it? So you stole someone noodle? I believe you have a big one, in your ass.
     

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