Oh, that would just be another thing to bitch about. I needed to start a thead about dating and what goes better with dating than herpes?
It is like a sore on the lip, just very much below. I do not know a single person who did not date because of carrying it. The male should use a rubber during infectious days, that's it. Ideas for future threads: Candidiasis, urinary tract infection, menstrual period disorders.
I farted so hard that I blowed a herpy sorecrust into the lavvy. OUCH! Tommeh is real good bout puttimg the creem on my khyber puss.
Yes, Pukey! That's how ADULTS deal with it! Christ! You'd think that stinky mattresses and crusty cock scabs were some sort of big deal, or something! Well here's a clue...IT'S 2007! GET WITH IT!
I'm so embarrassed! I'm gonna go out and stick my mouth on every public toilet seat in a 50 mile radius and hopefully I'll catch something. So are crabs in fashion these days? I'm thinking dreadlocked pubic hair and crabs might be 'naughty' and 'hip'.
Anything. As long as it's sexually related then, cool, yeah, totally! If that's how you feel you could best express your personal jing-jing, then embrace it, don't disgrace it! And honestly, i'm pretty sure the crabs are only a problem if you are a silly, irresponsible child about the whole thing and fail to look after them properly. If you nurture all the various flora and fauna, you can cultivate a bristling Garden of Eden down there with all the bells and whistles! Alriiiiiiiiight! I'm still thinking of getting a couple of jumbo flesh tubes (as pictured) in my outer labia. With maybe a miniature flashing strobe light bar-bell going through my clitty hood. It would look way cool if i used some of that UV glowing bleach on my pubes too.
Not only would you be showing your individuality, but you would look super sexy in a PVC catsuit. In fact, if I had that set-up down below, I wouldn't want to wear anything at all! I would just walk around at night with a battery-powered blacklight illuminating my not-so-private parts.
It's puzzling that nobody else has had this idea already? We must be the foremost cutting edge of genital mutilanology.
Wonder what happens when he removes those plugs? Fuck knows, really. (Thought i'd get that in before Maj beat me to it).
But why would he want to take them out?! He looks like such a good-looking hot stud with them in. I can't imagine how painfully boring his face was before he added his 'decorations'.
I don't think facial modification is attractive taken to that degree, but I have to say, you two sure come off as tight-assed judgemental SUV-driving whitebread suburbanite bitches.
There might be some good money in ear and nostril reconstructive plastic surgery in a few years when some of these "individuals" decide they want to change their look again to something more (gasp) mainstream. I'm not committed to anything enough to want it tattooed on me forever, anyway, but I have had my scrotum cut on, stuff pulled out, cut, and cauterized so don't think that mutilation is totally beyond me.
And you come across as a pseudo alternative, sheeplike asshole. I wonder who is closer to the truth...
That's a good point. A tattoo of a rose. With a butterfly on it, with a heart around that, being carried by a hummingbird wearing a banner with their baby daddy's name in it. And a little heart right next to their pubic hair.
