Harlan is so sexy! The fine peeps here at fugly offered to sell him to me for a rediculously low price. I am seriously considering purchasing this charming hunk of a man. I would love to have my own personal sex god to worship! He would be well fed and never want for anything....except maybe a break from constant adoration and sex.
Damn. All I seem to have acheived thus far is a sunburn.....I'm working on it..... Curse this lily white skin of mine! I've got loads more freckles.... Does that count?
