Hand pain

Discussion in 'Medical Advice' started by Nauseous, Jun 8, 2009.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I removed laminate off of the counter last week... almost 13 feet of it with a 3 inch trowel and my hands are getting worse and worse... in the joints... shitty pain... cant grip... just sore.

    Could I have kicked up some arthritis or something? Why would they be getting worse? I picture myself all crippled up like rheumatoid arthitis hands. My great g-ma and great, great g-ma were all crippled with it. Bedfast and miserable. Scares me. I wouldn't be able to type anymore and would have to do the voice commans and windows dictates like shit.

    Ever do that speech recogntion? It's funny to try to tell a story in word and let it type what you say. It will fuck it up big time and it sounds like the lyrics to Captain Beefheart's songs.
     
  2. Nauseous

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  3. Joeslogic

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    Take that "Head-On" stuff and rub it ... somewhere and it will .... do something.

    Worth a try. Let us know how you do.
     
  4. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    How 'bout I shove some up your ass?
     
  5. Joeslogic

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    You know I've never been into that is this the one where I'm pounding balls deep in your rarely used vagina after a breathless 15 minute round of long strokes and you thinking you cannot take it any more try for the reach around to see if that will make me dump my load on your (now) steamy wet and overly agitated love tunnel?

    I doubt it would work.
     
  6. BIGMAMA

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    who is that talking... sounds like a combo of Napoleon Dynamite and Billy Bob Thornton ... do you hear it?

    and Joe, you just made me puke in my mouth. "Balls Deep" that is some gross stuff.
     
  7. Joeslogic

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    You know it made you wet. :cool:
     
  8. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    If you can make bigmama puke you have really accomplished something.
     
  9. Joeslogic

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    You know they never really say what that Head-On stuff is for leave it to Pukey to find it's purpose.
     
  10. Nauseous

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    You guys are dicks. I should have never mentioned my low libido.

    But I should have known the "hand pain" thing would have drawn you in.
     
  11. Nauseous

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    Yeah, he does but he's been around a looooong time. They are copycats. I like the "trumpet poop on the ground with peanuts" part.
     
  12. Cousin Geri

    Cousin Geri New Member

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    wow that really turned me on. Care to talk offline? Sent you a friend request.
     
  13. Joeslogic

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    Only frigid chicks get the nasty talk action.
     
  14. Joeslogic

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    Why not? One of these days I hope to be as popular as Phatboy.
     
  15. Nauseous

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    My hands hurt now it's from my wrist down. :frown:
     
  16. Nauseous

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    Now it's in my neck. I can't move my head to the left.

    But I will not go to the DR. I will end up with swine flu there.
     
  17. phatboy

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    Dream on Stimpy!

    :)
     

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