God im so sexy

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by supersexybitch, Oct 17, 2001.

  1. supersexybitch

    supersexybitch New Member

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    I wake most mornings and have to peek under the covers just to check i'm still as sexy as ever.Then i have to stand in front of a full length mirror for at least 20 minutes before i get dressed and orgasm.
    I make myself hot and horny just being me.
     
  2. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by supersexybitch:
    I wake most mornings and have to peek under the covers just to check i'm still as sexy as ever.Then i have to stand in front of a full length mirror for at least 20 minutes before i get dressed and orgasm.
    I make myself hot and horny just being me.
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    Can you class that as incest?
     
  3. AzN NvAzN

    AzN NvAzN New Member

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    Me need proof! If you sexy as say, I want to show wang to!
     
  4. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    Can you class that as incest? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    you masturbate with your own hand dont you, is that classified as incest.
    wank you are one dumb fucker
    this is you on a daily basis
     
  5. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by supersexybitch:
    I wake most mornings and have to peek under the covers just to check i'm still as sexy as ever.Then i have to stand in front of a full length mirror for at least 20 minutes before i get dressed and orgasm.
    I make myself hot and horny just being me.
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    if you are so sexy then you should put yourself on here and let us drool over your sexy body.
     
  6. Richard Cranium

    Richard Cranium New Member

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    What happened?!?!?!?!?!
    I leave for a few days...well a few months...and it seems like Onestupidcunt got cloned. Hey Pimp, Nursey, IMC, lomotil, emetic, Cuntana, and.....well fuck the rest of you. I sent all the new people a sample of my "Killer" Coke, so if you get a pakage with some fine white powder in it do a line on me. Maybe two lines.

    I now work like 80 hours a week running my record store so if I don't reply to your insults, tough shit, I do this for me not your pathetic web based asses.
     
  7. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    what kind of coke is it?
    do u know me i dont know if i saw u or not.
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    No richard Cranium dosen't know you.. he does however know you are a closet homo retard.
     
  9. CecilBDemento

    CecilBDemento New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stu Padasso:
    What happened?!?!?!?!?!
    I leave for a few days...well a few months...and it seems like ".....BLA BLA BLA .... "well fuck the rest of you'..... BLA BLA BLA....-INANE ANTHRAX JOKE-.....BLA BLA BLA

    "I now work like 80 hours a week running my record store so if I don't reply to your insults, tough shit, I do this for me not your pathetic web based asses".
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    IS THIS A PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO REASSIMILATE?
    ...GO BACK TO YOUR RECORD STORE, FAG (HOWS THE BACK ROOM KIDDIE PORN BIZ GOIN?). NO ONE CARED THEN - AND THINGS HAVENT CHANGED MUCH.
     
  10. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    What's up, dickhead? Long time no see!
     
  11. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by supersexybitch:
    I wake most mornings and have to peek under the covers just to check i'm still as sexy as ever.Then i have to stand in front of a full length mirror for at least 20 minutes before i get dressed and orgasm.
    I make myself hot and horny just being me.
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    That's funny, cuz... " I wake up in the morning and I ask myself; Is life worth living? Should I blast myself?"

    Multi-cultural night @ Fugly!!
     
  12. i_dont_wank

    i_dont_wank New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sparky:

    wank you are one dumb fucker
    this is sparky to his 6 year old brother
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    How can I take an 'insult' from someone who hasn't got the intelligence to stay at school?
     
  13. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
    How can I take an 'insult' from someone who hasn't got the intelligence to stay at school? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    judging from the face, you took it badly


    hello again richard... 80 hours a week eh? a record store?... do you get IMC coming in periodically trying to look inconspicuous while stuffing cd's up his jacket....

    *chuckles at thought of IMC trying to look inconspicuous*
     
  14. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp~fucha-Tookee:
    *chuckles at thought of IMC trying to look inconspicuous*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    that'll be the fist full of brightly decorated balloons and the bulging pocket of oreo's..
     
  15. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
    that'll be the fist full of brightly decorated balloons and the bulging pocket of oreo's.. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    That's how he abducted me, 12 years ago...
     
  16. supersexybitch

    supersexybitch New Member

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    still sexy......mmmmmmmmmmm.....yeah.....work it baby
     
  17. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    I'm amused by the fact that you come to an anonymous forum to boast about your so-called sexuality. You must have an unimaginable level of self-esteem to brag to complete strangers (or, are we...?) about your insecurities.

    Go out in public and see if others have the same warped, twisted, distorted sense of reality as you do...
     
  18. supersexybitch

    supersexybitch New Member

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    I do go out in public and express my sexuality all the time..often resulting in arrest but for someone as sexy as me i dont mind.
    I always get away with it after a session with the judge
     
  19. pimpchichi

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    like i'm OneSexXyBitch before you, you are a fatty dumpling whore... unless you can produce photographic evidence, and then you are just a pitiful whore like the ones that amuse lomotil
     
  20. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by supersexybitch:
    I do go out in public and express my sexuality all the time..often resulting in arrest but for someone as sexy as me i dont mind.
    I always get away with it after a session with the judge
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    As I read this, I have this mental image of an 80 year old man, sitting at the library, one hand under the table fumbling around, hoping for some mid-torso blood flow, and the other hand firmly planted on the mouse as he jumps from child porn in one window, fugly forums in the second window, and the Sesame Street homepage in the third...

    Doesn't the librarian ever catch you? ...or is that what the Sesame Street page is really for?
     

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