Hey you seem like my type of slut ..I mean lady , let's go on a date ! Meet my outside the national railway museum at 6:00 am ( so we beat the cues ) Don't worry if you don't know much about trains I'll tell you all about it ! Constantly . Know when the first train was built ? No ? Find out soon !!! I'll bring my stamp collection too ! So I'll have loads to talk about !! I'll be wearing a orange anorak , brown stained corduroys , flip flops and carrying a bible and a black bin liner with sandwiches me mum made. Hey have you about the good word of our saviour jesus christ ? No ? I'll tell you all about that too !! Constantly . See you soooooon !!!
Ok , put the kettle on I'll be right over , iv got a bit of a rash on my balls and my nobs a bit cheesey , hope you and you nan don't mind ?
a;lreet! al get me nan t make us a nass cup an t bun n ye kin watch latest big brother wit me nan wile am spray tannin mesel an shavn me gash x x x x x
n ye'll get t meet the dogs!!!!they beter not be crappin everywhere or ahll kick in their fuckin cunts in!pmsl! x x x x x x
You have such a beautiful way with words and you paint such a delightful image of a quintessencel lady of high morals and manners. How could a man resist ? So oil up your cratchet and I'll put my gimp suit on and stick my butt plug in. Oh the romance !
thankye sir! oh my yer makn me feel like a RILL ladey! all fuckin posh n that. me nan sez din cum round ere without weashn yer cock first cuz er sofa covers r just back from cleaners x x x x x
princess natrasha can i suck on ur titties an lick out ur nice shaven pussy!? tell ya nan i said hello an my dog can do backflips