FUUUUUCKS SAAAAAKE!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Princess Natrasha, Aug 17, 2012.

  1. Princess Natrasha

    Princess Natrasha Member

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    why the fucks ther no cunt postin in ere?lmfao its like a fuckin morg or summat lol
     
  2. Russian Derrick

    Russian Derrick New Member

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    Cock juice.
     
  3. Princess Natrasha

    Princess Natrasha Member

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    oooooooh! NOW wer talkin!
     
  4. Russian Derrick

    Russian Derrick New Member

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    Hey you seem like my type of slut ..I mean lady , let's go on a date !
    Meet my outside the national railway museum at 6:00 am ( so we beat the cues )
    Don't worry if you don't know much about trains I'll tell you all about it ! Constantly .
    Know when the first train was built ? No ? Find out soon !!!
    I'll bring my stamp collection too ! So I'll have loads to talk about !!
    I'll be wearing a orange anorak , brown stained corduroys , flip flops and carrying a bible and a black bin liner with sandwiches me mum made.
    Hey have you about the good word of our saviour jesus christ ? No ? I'll tell you all about that too !! Constantly .
    See you soooooon !!!
     
  5. Princess Natrasha

    Princess Natrasha Member

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    ayyyye…..cant ye just pop round t me ouse fer a shag? Me nans alf deaf n that?
     
  6. Russian Derrick

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    Ok , put the kettle on I'll be right over , iv got a bit of a rash on my balls and my nobs a bit cheesey , hope you and you nan don't mind ?
     
  7. Princess Natrasha

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    a;lreet! al get me nan t make us a nass cup an t bun n ye kin watch latest big brother wit me nan wile am spray tannin mesel an shavn me gash x x x x x
     
  8. Princess Natrasha

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    n ye'll get t meet the dogs!!!!they beter not be crappin everywhere or ahll kick in their fuckin cunts in!pmsl! x x x x x x
     
  9. Russian Derrick

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    You have such a beautiful way with words and you paint such a delightful image of a quintessencel lady of high morals and manners.
    How could a man resist ?
    So oil up your cratchet and I'll put my gimp suit on and stick my butt plug in.
    Oh the romance !
     
  10. Princess Natrasha

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    thankye sir! oh my yer makn me feel like a RILL ladey! all fuckin posh n that. me nan sez din cum round ere without weashn yer cock first cuz er sofa covers r just back from cleaners x x x x x
     
  11. ghostman

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    princess natrasha can i suck on ur titties an lick out ur nice shaven pussy!? tell ya nan i said hello an my dog can do backflips
     
  12. Princess Natrasha

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    oooh....i lika man wi cunt fidans! ;) x x nan sez ello can ye fix tiles? x x x
     

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