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Discussion in 'Complaints, Requests and Suggestions.' started by BloodyKiss, Nov 28, 2005.

  1. TheGrimJesus

    TheGrimJesus New Member

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    I was not neing serious.
     
  2. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    No, if they didn't cost $300 each, i'd get one. For a conversational piece of course.
     
  3. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Typical "conversation":

    "Yes."
    "Oh yeah."
    "Yes-s-s."
    "Oh yeah."
    "Oh baby, yes-yes-yes-yes."

    ... etc ...
     
  4. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    Or you could just go to the bar and pick up the real thing. I don't know if your standards get in the way though. That's my problem, I can't get any women with standards.
     
  5. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    They're giving away "real" pyrex dildos in bars now?

    What kind of beer do I have to buy to get one?
     
  6. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    The tenth kind.
     
  7. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    Not necessarily standards, but my chastity belt is a rather irritating obstacle.
     
  8. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Ooo! Is it one of the plastic explosive kind?
     
  9. Ferine

    Ferine New Member

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    You wish, pervert.
     
  10. smiles

    smiles New Member

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    damn for 300 dollars it better be all the buzz at all kinds of social gatherings
     
  11. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Sand niggers are killing us on infererior imports... not annealed, stress cracks, so they cut the vagina up. $8 for a glass toy, compared to my quality $25 toy , a store owner could give two shits about custmer safty, if they can buy a $8 didlo and sell it for $80 compared to my $25 toy.... But if you want a toy, I would be happy to make you one, just ask
     
  12. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Modelled on ... ?
     
  13. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    You are the bitter,
    I am the sweet

    You are the grittle
    I am the meat
     
  14. Nursey

    Nursey Active Member

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    Of course, shapewise, it will be an exact replica of Dwaine's penis, which gives it a nice personal touch. And be sure to have a substitute to fill the gap until it arrives. Pimp's still waiting for his pipe from about 3 and a half years ago. :|
     
  15. Nursey

    Nursey Active Member

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    Never saw that. :p
     
  16. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Don't worry about it.*
    *See my post in Technical Whatevers
     
  17. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    No

    fucking

    way.
     
  18. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Pyrex is a brand name of borocilicate, which is what I use exclusivly... And unfortunatly, 8 year olds in Indian (dot head, not native you shitheels) sweatshops have killed that industry. Ask the store you are at if the glass sex toys they sell are local or imports... Boycott accordingly
     
  19. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    DAMan Im going senile early... maybe it's lack of sleep
     
  20. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Just wanted to say Hey!
     

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