For sale Small rectangular plastic object Function unknown Could be antique 20p Buyer collects No time wasters
Aw c'mon...our first date didn't go that bad, did it? I did warn you when you first asked about the....cock.
Just wish you could have been gentler More romantic and used the lube becouse you've inflamed my rectum , again. Usually punters pay the cab fare too.
Free to good home Various sexual inadequacys Once belonging to John Lennon No longer needed due to house refurbishment Call to arrange collection after 6:00 pm
Spares or repairs 2 Barry Manilows Unfinished project Would suit amateur re-animater or Frankenstein enthusiast. Originally bought to construct super being and reek havoc , but sadly abandoned do to work and family commitments. Mint condition , minimal ware to genitals. Ideally swap for a Soda-Stream but open to all sensible offers. Bidders with less than 5 star feedback e-mail first.
for sale-herpies,very bad condition,very matured.8 years old,e-mail me for more info.also if you are interested i can get hold of aids h..i.v an most other unwanteds,
Competition time Up for grabs this weak is a new state of the art sickly feeling in your stomach coupled with a sense of impending doom. To be eligible to win simply re-arrange these words into a popular slogan or pass time. Mum ,face ,your ,sucks , your . Winners to be announced at the 3rd annual Shropshire tabernacle ball. Arrive early to avoid disappointment. No hats , gloves , scarfs , hoodys ,long johns or trainers.
