Drunk joke

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by BIGMAMA, Dec 15, 2008.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar .

    After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fell into it.

    He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off, though it was a fine, dry summer's night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.


    He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.

    At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.
    To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!
    Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

    "I doubt it," said the truly proud Hillbilly. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
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    ok it was stupid- just wanted to contribute something.
     
  2. slappy5435

    slappy5435 New Member

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    I have heard and told worse. Thanks for the input!
     

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